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Dear Martha,

I am terribly sorry to see you in this troubling mess that you are in. I wish you the best of luck in settling this matter as quickly as possible.

Wether you are innocent, guilty or just stupid, I am selling all of my shares of Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, Inc.

I wish I could remian true to your product, but I cannot be associated with individuals that have been charged with a Grand Jury Indictment. This just wouldn't look good for my social standing in the community.

If you do get time in the slammer, ask for the blue jumpsuit, orange has never really been your color.

Selling my Stock,

Tod Almighty

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