funketeer Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 DICCIONARIO BREVE DE LES LUTHIERS...POLINESIA: mujer policÃa que no entiende razones.CAMARÓN: aparato enorme que saca fotos.DECIMAL: pronúncialo equivocadamente.BECERRO: observa una loma o colina.BERMUDAS: observar a las que no hablan.TELEPATÃA: aparato de TV para la hermana de mi mamá.TELÓN: TV de 50 pulgadas o más.BENCENO: lo que los bebés miran cuando toman leche.DIADEMA: veintinueve de febrero.DILEMAS: háblale más.DIÓGENES: la embarazó.ENDOSCOPIO: me preparo para todos los exámenes excepto para dos.MEOLLO: me escucho.TALENTO: no tan rápido.NITRATO: frustración superada.PLATÓN: plato grande.REPARTO: mellizos.REPUBLICA: mujerzuela sumamente conocida.ZARAGOZA: bien por Sara...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vipnerd Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 Originally posted by funketeer REPUBLICA: mujerzuela sumamente conocida.ZARAGOZA: bien por Sara...! LMAO!!! :laugh: ... plop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 11 Author Report Share Posted June 11 Originally posted by vipnerd LMAO!!! :laugh: ... plop! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macboy Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 No hablo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernextnation Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 Originally posted by funketeer DICCIONARIO BREVE DE LES LUTHIERS...POLINESIA: mujer policÃa que no entiende razones.CAMARÓN: aparato enorme que saca fotos.DECIMAL: pronúncialo equivocadamente.BECERRO: observa una loma o colina.BERMUDAS: observar a las que no hablan.TELEPATÃA: aparato de TV para la hermana de mi mamá.TELÓN: TV de 50 pulgadas o más.BENCENO: lo que los bebés miran cuando toman leche.DIADEMA: veintinueve de febrero.DILEMAS: háblale más.DIÓGENES: la embarazó.ENDOSCOPIO: me preparo para todos los exámenes excepto para dos.MEOLLO: me escucho.TALENTO: no tan rápido.NITRATO: frustración superada.PLATÓN: plato grande.REPARTO: mellizos.REPUBLICA: mujerzuela sumamente conocida.ZARAGOZA: bien por Sara...! :laugh: Sintetica-Mujer sin senos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 12 Author Report Share Posted June 12 Originally posted by ernextnation :laugh: Sintetica-Mujer sin senos. Simbólico-Hombre sin testÃculos :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted June 12 Author Report Share Posted June 12 Originally posted by macboy No hablo. Hum...here's some Groucho Marx for the no-hablo-español crew A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.Go, and never darken my towels again.I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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