djustinh Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 cute, but very true. 1. You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges." 2. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags. 3. A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter. 4. You have known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. 5. Have eaten at a Diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 a.m. 6. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen and know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from. 7. Know what a "jug handle" is. 8. Know that WaWa is a convenience store. 9. You NEVER, NEVER pump your own gas.10. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And it's a Sub, not a submarine sandwich or worse yet, a hoagie, a hero, or a grinder. 11. You know how to properly navigate a Circle. 12. You knew that the above sentence had to do with driving. 13. You know that this is the only "New" state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire - doesn't work, does it?) 14. You don't think "What exit" is very funny. 15. You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little "different". 16. You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters. 17. The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar. 18. You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls. 19. You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers. 20. Every year, you had a least one kid in your class named Tony. 21. You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits. 22. You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the mall. 23. You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood. It can be no other way. 24. You were not raised in New Jersey. You were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey. 25. You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state. 26. You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamburger's and Orbach's. 27. You've had a Boardwalk cheese steak and vinegar fries. 28. You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February. 29. When you say you're going to Englishtown you mean you're going to the flea market, not the town. And finally... 30. Know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey - there's "The Shore". And you don't go "to the shore", you go "down the Shore". And when you are there, you're not "at the shore", you are "down the Shore". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizbone Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 Originally posted by djustinh 15. You know that people from the 609 area code are "a little "different". This one's classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 Originally posted by djustinh cute, but very true. 9. You NEVER, NEVER pump your own gas. This is soo true. I had to pump my own gas once when i was out of state. It wasnt pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 Originally posted by xrapturex This is soo true. I had to pump my own gas once when i was out of state. It wasnt pretty. ha ha...Pumping gas really sucks, especially when you are not in the right frame of mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 Originally posted by SPYGIRL ha ha...Pumping gas really sucks, especially when you are not in the right frame of mind... Lets just say I ended up filling the tank too much and the shit started leaking out. Not one of my brighter moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axel-a-promos Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 Originally posted by djustinh 5. Have eaten at a Diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 a.m. its the best to go to a diner after clubbin.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN1500 Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 Originally posted by xrapturex Lets just say I ended up filling the tank too much and the shit started leaking out. Not one of my brighter moments. You must not be that smart. It stops when you cant fill it anymore unless you keep on pumping it manually. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 Originally posted by BRIAN1500 You must not be that smart. It stops when you cant fill it anymore unless you keep on pumping it manually. :laugh: Im sorry, my first job wasnt pumping gas.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN1500 Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 Originally posted by xrapturex Im sorry, my first job wasnt pumping gas.... me neither. :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 Originally posted by BRIAN1500 me neither. :mad: dont be lying bri. What do you have to lie for. Pumping gas is a respectable profession.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xliquidsilverx Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 Originally posted by xrapturex Lets just say I ended up filling the tank too much and the shit started leaking out. Not one of my brighter moments. you sound just like my friend lolsame shit happened to herit wasnt pretty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aim4night Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 jersey shore is best!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djustinh Posted June 12 Author Report Share Posted June 12 after vinyl about a month ago, it like 9:30 am we roll up into the gas station to get gas, and holy shit i kid you not, about 15 minutes went by, and finally a service dude comes up and is like, son do you need help? i said yes.he looked at me and asked, youve never pumped your own gas? i said look at the plates buddy we pay people to do this, he looked at the plates, and said "oh that explains it all" :hat: :hat: (oh and you pay before you get the gas, what is that all about?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 Originally posted by xliquidsilverx you sound just like my friend lolsame shit happened to herit wasnt pretty LOL, I stopped it pretty quick.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN1500 Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 Originally posted by xrapturex LOL, I stopped it pretty quick.... Yeah, after the arabic gas station attendent starting cursing you off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 Originally posted by BRIAN1500 Yeah, after the arabic gas station attendent starting cursing you off. zip it woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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