sexxichikk Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 25 Rules for the TYPICAL staten island guy: 1. must drive a bmw (preferably teal or another "hard to get" color) 2. must always be tan 3. MUST wax eyebrows as thin as u're girlfriend 4. Must do or have done steroids at some point 5. Must workout at dolphin gym 6. Must ONLY wear designer clothes - prefered names: D&G, Diesel, Versace, Gucci, Moschino ***please note: shirts must be snug and preferably short sleeve or sleeveless (see Rule #7) and jeans must have visible tags7. Must have tattoo on muscular arms, preferably a tribal tattoos, chinese symbol or u're name. 8. Must spike hair to an extra crunchy texture (should spend longer getting ready than most girls). 9. Must have a "bike" aka "rice burner" 10. Must wear brightley colored jackets and clothing to match "rice burner" 11. Must have rims put on car (10 extra pts. for spinning rims) 12. Must have manicures regularly 13. Must use the "F" word as often as possible 14. Must go to D'Jais on Sundays for Happy Hour 15. Must go to Gustavino's at least once a month 16. Must start fights w/ random guys for no reason 17. Must wear some kind of "bling bling" on ones body (diamond watch, diamond pinky ring, diamond cross or christ head)18. Must have a house in Hamptons (this is for an exceptionally cool guy, does not apply to all) 19. Must brag about house in Hamptons. 20. Make shave or wax body hair (including chest, stomach, arms, etc.) 21. Must always be in the presence of Big Chested girls (silicon prefered). 22. MUST go out in the city, never on SI -- UNLESS promoting ( Level One, Danny's Boys, Beer Garden, Sage acceptable).23. When out, you must always have a drink in u're hand, whether it be water or red bull and vodka.......(colorful drinks prefered, martini's permitted).24. Next day you MUST brag about the girls you hooked up w/ and how drunk you were when u drove home. 25. Doing drugs is permitted as long as u still look good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Are we talking South Shore here...?! Cuz I don't think any of these kids are in my neighborhood... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxichikk Posted June 24 Author Report Share Posted June 24 hmmmm....really??, well I guess south shore and it leaks a lil bit into the north shore. I know some North shore kids who have some of these traits going on...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 1. must drive a bmw (preferably teal or another "hard to get" color) (Yea but then it also has to belong to Daddy...) 2. must always be tan (That's true...)8. Must spike hair to an extra crunchy texture (should spend longer getting ready than most girls). 11. Must have rims put on car (10 extra pts. for spinning rims) 13. Must use the "F" word as often as possible 16. Must start fights w/ random guys for no reason 17. Must wear some kind of "bling bling" on ones body (diamond watch, diamond pinky ring, diamond cross or christ head)20. Make shave or wax body hair (including chest, stomach, arms, etc.) 23. When out, you must always have a drink in u're hand, whether it be water or red bull and vodka.......(colorful drinks prefered, martini's permitted).24. Next day you MUST brag about the girls you hooked up w/ and how drunk you were when u drove home. 25. Doing drugs is permitted as long as u still look good. These are like the only ones that I think I've seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxichikk Posted June 24 Author Report Share Posted June 24 i guess it depends on the kids u know!!, i mean not all are like this...thank god...lol but also, alot can be said for the girls, so i should keep my mouth shut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Originally posted by sexxichikk but also, alot can be said for the girls, so i should keep my mouth shut! So true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 I dont think I fit into any of those categories... Except # 23... I always need a drink in the hand. I think it is a security thing. Ever since I quit smoking one hand always felt empty. But I have become a social smoker and only smoke when I drink. So I feel complete again. But funny anyway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxichikk Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 hmmmmm....and your from si?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Originally posted by sexxichikk hmmmmm....and your from si?? Lived there all 25 years of my life... I am not a spoiled stuck up brat like most of them. Been on my own since I am 18. So I actually had to and have to work for what I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 yeah, i think those are mostly relating to south shore guys.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Originally posted by ladyshady yeah, i think those are mostly relating to south shore guys.. i agree, except i would add "over 25 and still living at home" to that list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orisha Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 it's ok, the fellas in miami aren't much better, except they like big bootys over grapefruits that hang on the collarbone..they even have buttock implants offered in full page ads herelike I need any help back there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddog4063 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 ive lived on the south shore for about 9 yeas now and this list is pretty much on point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 Originally posted by reddog4063 ive lived on the south shore for about 9 yeas now and this list is pretty much on point. Like I said... The list does not discribe me... But I will definately agree with all of it for most of the Island... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funeralhome Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 what part of si are you from sexxii.. I'm in South Beach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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