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25 Rules for the TYPICAL staten island guy:

1. must drive a bmw (preferably teal or another "hard to get" color)

2. must always be tan

3. MUST wax eyebrows as thin as u're girlfriend

4. Must do or have done steroids at some point

5. Must workout at dolphin gym

6. Must ONLY wear designer clothes - prefered names: D&G, Diesel, Versace, Gucci, Moschino

***please note: shirts must be snug and preferably short sleeve or sleeveless (see Rule #7) and jeans must have visible tags

7. Must have tattoo on muscular arms, preferably a tribal tattoos, chinese symbol or u're name.

8. Must spike hair to an extra crunchy texture (should spend longer getting ready than most girls).

9. Must have a "bike" aka "rice burner"

10. Must wear brightley colored jackets and clothing to match "rice burner"

11. Must have rims put on car (10 extra pts. for spinning rims)

12. Must have manicures regularly

13. Must use the "F" word as often as possible

14. Must go to D'Jais on Sundays for Happy Hour

15. Must go to Gustavino's at least once a month

16. Must start fights w/ random guys for no reason

17. Must wear some kind of "bling bling" on ones body (diamond watch, diamond pinky ring, diamond cross or christ head)

18. Must have a house in Hamptons (this is for an exceptionally cool guy, does not apply to all)

19. Must brag about house in Hamptons.

20. Make shave or wax body hair (including chest, stomach, arms, etc.)

21. Must always be in the presence of Big Chested girls (silicon prefered).

22. MUST go out in the city, never on SI -- UNLESS promoting ( Level One, Danny's Boys, Beer Garden, Sage acceptable).

23. When out, you must always have a drink in u're hand, whether it be water or red bull and vodka.......(colorful drinks prefered, martini's permitted).

24. Next day you MUST brag about the girls you hooked up w/ and how drunk you were when u drove home.

25. Doing drugs is permitted as long as u still look good.

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1. must drive a bmw (preferably teal or another "hard to get" color) (Yea but then it also has to belong to Daddy...)

2. must always be tan (That's true...)

8. Must spike hair to an extra crunchy texture (should spend longer getting ready than most girls).

11. Must have rims put on car (10 extra pts. for spinning rims)

13. Must use the "F" word as often as possible

16. Must start fights w/ random guys for no reason

17. Must wear some kind of "bling bling" on ones body (diamond watch, diamond pinky ring, diamond cross or christ head)

20. Make shave or wax body hair (including chest, stomach, arms, etc.)

23. When out, you must always have a drink in u're hand, whether it be water or red bull and vodka.......(colorful drinks prefered, martini's permitted).

24. Next day you MUST brag about the girls you hooked up w/ and how drunk you were when u drove home.

25. Doing drugs is permitted as long as u still look good.

These are like the only ones that I think I've seen :hat:

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I dont think I fit into any of those categories... :rolleyes:

Except # 23... :laugh: I always need a drink in the hand. I think it is a security thing. Ever since I quit smoking one hand always felt empty. But I have become a social smoker and only smoke when I drink. So I feel complete again. ;)

But funny anyway...

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Originally posted by sexxichikk

hmmmmm....and your from si??

Lived there all 25 years of my life...

I am not a spoiled stuck up brat like most of them. Been on my own since I am 18. So I actually had to and have to work for what I have. :tongue:

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it's ok, the fellas in miami aren't much better, except they like big bootys over grapefruits that hang on the collarbone..they even have buttock implants offered in full page ads here

:laugh:

like I need any help back there!

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Originally posted by reddog4063

ive lived on the south shore for about 9 yeas now and this list is pretty much on point.

Like I said... The list does not discribe me... But I will definately agree with all of it for most of the Island... :rolleyes:

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