dgmodel Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up>>leaving together.>>>They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is>completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. There are hundreds of cute>>small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized>bears on a shelf a little higher and huge enormous bears on the top shelf>along the wall.>>>The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy>bears,>especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to>him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.>>>She turns to him...they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes off>and make hot steamy love.>>>After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying>there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling,>"Well, how was it?">>>>>>The guy says:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(scroll down it's a beauty)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlhopeful Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 hmm strange. i think this is the forum i read that exact joke in like 3 months ago... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted July 11 Author Report Share Posted July 11 im a loser... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freestyler Posted July 12 Report Share Posted July 12 My buddy got married, and his dad told this exact joke but used him and his new wife in the story.He said that his wife was the final one and she got the biggest prize of the shelf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 Originally posted by dgmodel im a loser... Too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mala Posted July 15 Report Share Posted July 15 Loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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