lilliz77 Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 What is it about some guys.......why are you soooo cheesy?Something I noticed about certain men that I see around town. Why are you soooocheesy? Look, if you do any of the following, do man kind a favor and off yourselfbecause you are THAT GUY! I have heard all of these guys get destroyed by women, so it ain't just metalking out of my ass. Here we go!1) The wear sunglasses in the club guy.You look like such an asshole. Where are you going? I've seen my own friends dothis and I want to fuckin' smack them. Look, the sun is no where to be found and Ireally don't care if they are a Gucci knock off that cost you only $20 when the real ones are $300,you're a totalstroke and you need to check yo self. Also, if a hot girl walks by, don't lowerthem and bowyour head as you stare at them with that stupid Backstreet Boy look and say"DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMN".You just took a bad situation and made it worse.2) The jean shorts wearing guy.Ok, I don't care what style. Carpenter, tight, loose, cut-offs, whatever.Don't wear jean shorts unless you are a 10 year old boy or retarded.Look, you really don't look cool, especially if you pimp them with some sneakersand white socks. You got about as much chance getting laid wearing these things as Macho Man Randy Savage at a bull dyke lesbian convention.Trust me, I've never heard a girl say, "Yeah he's hot, but damn, I just wantknow how he got into dem jean shorts".3) The high five giving guy.DO NOT, under any circumstance turn to your friend and put up your hand for ahigh five,at least not if you're being dead serious. I do it sometimes, but as a joke, and we misson purpose, but that's cause I have stupid humor, whatever, shut up. Anyway,look,you know who gives high fives? The guy at the football game when it's 10 belowand the only thing this fat fucker is wearing is body paint. Do you really want tobe that guy?The guy with BEARS scribbled across his man tits with a bratwurst in one handand a beerin the other? The guy who actually takes the time to put his beer down so he can turnto his friend and give a HIGH FIVE? I think not.4) The gold or silver chains on the OUTSIDE of the shirt guy.Look, the only guys I can see getting away with this are like rappers, ya know,theplatinum chains and shit, but even that's borderline. The shit I'm reallytalking about arethe standard linked necklace that every guy seemed to own when they were 17, but thescary part is, some of them haven't moved on. They still pimp the same stupidnecklaceon the OUTSIDE of a plain black t-shirt, only now it's tarnished, so it lookseven worse.You can usually find these guys also with the sunglasses in a club. Coincidence? I think not.5) The Painted on lycra shirt wearing guy.Oh these guys kill me. You know the type. Skin tight shirt tucked into theirblack dress pants, ugly ass belt? Usually wearing about 8 gallons of colgne? Really popular amongthe English SecondLanguage crowd? Yeah, you can find these guys hounding women in clubs acrossAmerica. You can also find them desperately trying to dry the massive pit stains on their shirts bythe fan in the corner of the bar.Approach with caution, the smell could be toxic. They come in all styles, mockneck, shiny, ribbed,sleeveless, whatever. They are all equally cheesy and all EXTREMELY GAY!6) The call a girl by getting her number from someone other than her guy.You would think this process died with puberty, but you are mistaken. It's alive and well,and it's happening somewhere as as I write this. Have you no shame? Don't youfeel stupid? If a girl ever muttered the words, "How did you get my number?" , I'd killmyself. However, theseguys usually don't get the hint either, they will proceed to explain that amutual friend had it and hegot it from them. You stupid slab of dick cheese! Ladies, if this ever happensto you, keep him on the phone and go look out your window. Most likely he's sitting in the Camaroright in front of your house.7) The sending a friend to talk to a girl while the he waits and STARES in thebackround guy.Ok, do I even need to explain how stupid this is? This is what the girl hears,no matter what yourfriend says or how he goes about it, this is what it translates to: "Hi, how'sit going? Um, you are avery attractive girl and uh, you see that guy standing over there? He isintimidated by your beauty.He knows you will shoot him down and make him feel stupid, so he sent me overbecause he knowsno matter what you say, I will just go back and tell him you said no because you have a very seriousboyfriend. Yeah, the one with LOSER written on his forehead. Yeah, he wants tomeet you, but he hasthe personality of a hamburger bun, and he sent me over to do the dirty workinstead. Wanna meet him?"8) Grab a girls ass, or firmly by the arm as they walk by guy.Yeah chief, this is going to get you places real fast. If you didn't scream weird stalker by that molester look in youreyes after you made eyecontact with her as she walked towards you, congrats, you officially achievedthis goal by touching her in the creepiest manner possible. Try a new approach, like "Hi."or "Hey look at me, I'm a rapist!". If a girl speeds up as she walks past you, don't grab her toslow her down, most likely shes trying to get somewhere you're not as fast as possible.9) Follow the girl the entire night guy.You had a brief moment. Maybe you bought her a drink, maybe she gave you her number, maybe you even made out. Now, if she says, "I'm going to gofind my friends." That's your hint to exit stage left. Don't say, "Ok, I'll go with you." What do you invite yourself to partied too? Have some dignity and go find someone else to play with. Nowgranted if she leaves and comes back because she really did want to find her friends, but sheDOES want to hang out with you. Congrats, you are the man . But, you ruin any chance of this if she goes to talk to her friend and turns around to find you standing there with a stupid asssmile on your face.Please make your way to the loser's area and get in line behind the guy with the sun glasses and the lycra shirt.10) The sweaty guy.I'm not talking about the little beads of sweat on the forehead guy, I'm talking the soaked to the bone,clothes a different color from when he first walked in, hair matted to theforehead sweaty guy. WOW!That's all I have to say........WOW! Look, if people cringe and say ewwwww whenyou come near them,it's usually a bad sign. If you have it that bad, bring a change of clothes, orat least take little breaks todry off in between songs. You're killing me Smalls! Even your pants are wet? How the fuck did you pullthat one off? Was there a bucket filled with water over the bathroom door orsomething? Man, I hate when I get caught with that old prank. Here's a towel.......or four, go sit in thecorner and dry off for the next 15 minutes because no it's adult swim and you're not allowed in the pool. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by lilliz77 10) The sweaty guy.I'm not talking about the little beads of sweat on the forehead guy, I'm talking the soaked to the bone, clothes a different color from when he first walked in, hair matted to the forehead sweaty guy. WOW! That's all I have to say........WOW! Look, if people cringe and say ewwwww when you come near them, it's usually a bad sign. If you have it that bad, bring a change of clothes, or at least take little breaks to dry off in between songs. You're killing me Smalls! Even your pants are wet? How the fuck did you pull that one off? Was there a bucket filled with water over the bathroom door or something? Man, I hate when I get caught with that old prank. Here's a towel.......or four, go sit in thecorner and dry off for the next 15 minutes because no it's adult swim and you're not allowed in the pool. Thanks. hey....that's my guy! so don't worry about him, i towel him down every 15 minutes or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 lol... great post.I wont tell you wich are my favorites at the risk of pissing off some of the CP'ers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by shroomy lol... great post.I wont tell you wich are my favorites at the risk of pissing off some of the CP'ers. don't be so PC or should I say CP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by lilliz77 1) The wear sunglasses in the club guy. This is the only one I don't have a problem with. Just because I know how much you NEED sunglasses at a club sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobeton Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by lilliz77 10) The sweaty guy.I'm not talking about the little beads of sweat on the forehead guy, I'm talking the soaked to the bone,clothes a different color from when he first walked in, hair matted to theforehead sweaty guy. WOW!That's all I have to say........WOW! Look, if people cringe and say ewwwww whenyou come near them,it's usually a bad sign. If you have it that bad, bring a change of clothes, orat least take little breaks todry off in between songs. You're killing me Smalls! Even your pants are wet? How the fuck did you pullthat one off? Was there a bucket filled with water over the bathroom door orsomething? Man, I hate when I get caught with that old prank. Here's a towel.......or four, go sit in thecorner and dry off for the next 15 minutes because no it's adult swim and you're not allowed in the pool. Thanks. I take issue with this..I sweat like a pig, and don't like taking breaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidx Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 LoL. If I go clubbing is because IM GOING CLUBBING!! not to rape on girls or drool all over, Im there to party and dance my ass off:tongue: .Another thing, when my fave DJ is doing a super set, is a disrespect to go and sit your ass down just because your sweating hehehe ( not me atleast ) rofl. I give two f**** what a girl things about me when Im dancing my ass off to my favorite DJ, wether Im sweating or not. Now, if Im going to a club to hook up with a girl, it isnt the usual clubbing nite, but the lookout night, where you are going purposedly, and if you dont do that, I suggest you do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliptoniaaa Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by tranzwhore hey....that's my guy! so don't worry about him, i towel him down every 15 minutes or so. lmmfao :laugh: T.W ur the best...that is highlariousLilliz......the only one ill take u up on is the glasses...... I dont wear thembut i understand y they wear them down heretheres nothing like being in from 12 to 6then u walk out to the patio at space and the sun is at full blast....but ill give ya the benefit ofthe doubt this time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by liquidx I give two f**** what a girl things about me when Im dancing my ass off to my favorite DJ, wether Im sweating or not. That's because you're a dj whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidx Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by candyrollx69 That's because you're a dj whore Oh Yes!! hehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by candyrollx69 That's because you're a dj whore did someone say whore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Well, downtown at least you need sunglasses, it's a wise decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by pod Well, downtown at least you need sunglasses, it's a wise decision. That's why I have no objections to the first one. Sometimes it's a must Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjm Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 WITH THE EXCPETION OF #1 & #10 PERMITTED....WHAT TIME WOULD YOU LIKED TO BE PICKED UP??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by candyrollx69 This is the only one I don't have a problem with. Just because I know how much you NEED sunglasses at a club sometimes im the sunglass wearing guy ... but trust me ... i need em candy is the non dancing girl & sobeton & lex are the soaked in sweat guys :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 I should do a girls one. 1. The real DJ Whore2. The Self-Important VIP Bitch3. The "my boyfriend is a WWF Wrestler" type...There, I got you started Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 i like the whole sunglass at nite thing especially when eyes are crossed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilliz77 Posted July 21 Author Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by koky im the sunglass wearing guy ... but trust me ... i need em candy is the non dancing girl & sobeton & lex are the soaked in sweat guys :laugh: sometimes I wish I wore sunglasses, but its usually not bright out when I get out of the clubs, only when I leave from afterhours at 10 or so in the morning (clubs close at 5 the latest). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by koky candy is the non dancing girl We're talking about guys... not girls, so leave me out of this:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by pod I should do a girls one. 1. The real DJ Whore2. The Self-Important VIP Bitch3. The "my boyfriend is a WWF Wrestler" type...There, I got you started OMFG...that's me in a nutshell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by lilliz77 (clubs close at 5 the latest). Ouch... sometimes that's the time that we go to the club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by pod 1. The real DJ Whore There's nothing wrong with DJ Whores Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilliz77 Posted July 21 Author Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by candyrollx69 Ouch... sometimes that's the time that we go to the club Haha, I know I was in New York for a weekend, and did the whole went to a club until 2 came back to the hotel to rest for a couple hours then went for a few hours more. SF was still going strong at 11:00 in the morning the one time we left. DAYUM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevier Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Liz what are you doing ??? Stealing Mikes posts lol What the fuck is that ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilliz77 Posted July 21 Author Report Share Posted July 21 Originally posted by stevier Liz what are you doing ??? Stealing Mikes posts lol What the fuck is that ?? no it's been going down the chain, DeAnn e-mailed it to me saying she got it from another board...I haven't been on that board in awhile so I wouldn't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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