guys if you want some ass you better read this!

[windycity01]

Originally posted by lilliz77

no it's been going down the chain, DeAnn e-mailed it to me saying she got it from another board...I haven't been on that board in awhile so I wouldn't know.

YOU LIE!! I just wrote that shit this morning! I wrote that shit from the top of my head! Fuckin' chain mail my ass. I'm glad someone told me you stole this shit and wrote it on here fucker! Why don't you try to be original you silly ass ho? Now I had to sign up here just to call you out on your own bullshit, you've been busted, no say I'm sorry and go back to being a loser...Thanks.

[tranzwhore]

there are no copy writing laws applicable here!

[mrmovement33]

thanks for the tips my love. let the summer of love begin. met a nice chic @ space34 this saturday. but, all she talked about was how many pills she was on and how she needed water and pooky head shit like that!!!! funny thing is when i asked her what she did for a living she said she didn't have a job???i asked, are you going to school? she stated no. so these are the kind of girls that i dis-like. fine as fuck on the outside and a true pooky-head on the inside. just say no!!!! well, only 4 conference and birthday...lol;)

[windycity01]

Originally posted by tranzwhore

there are no copy writing laws applicable here!

Shut it fuck stain. It's about giving credit where credit is due. Don't poke your nose in this, this isn't the first time she's done it and I let it go before, but I'm going to be writing a weekly column and I don't need her stealing what I write without giving credit.

[absolutv]

Originally posted by windycity01

Shut it fuck stain. It's about giving credit where credit is due. Don't poke your nose in this, this isn't the first time she's done it and I let it go before, but I'm going to be writing a weekly column and I don't need her stealing what I write without giving credit.

:shake:

[pod]

Originally posted by mrmovement33

thanks for the tips my love. let the summer of love begin. met a nice chic @ space34 this saturday. but, all she talked about was how many pills she was on and how she needed water and pooky head shit like that!!!! funny thing is when i asked her what she did for a living she said she didn't have a job???i asked, are you going to school? she stated no. so these are the kind of girls that i dis-like. fine as fuck on the outside and a true pooky-head on the inside. just say no!!!! well, only 4 conference and birthday...lol;)

Those girls are a pain. I don't even bother associating with those girls...total gold-diggers.

[Candy]

Originally posted by absolutv

:shake:

:laugh:

[tranzwhore]

Originally posted by windycity01

Shut it fuck stain. It's about giving credit where credit is due. Don't poke your nose in this, this isn't the first time she's done it and I let it go before, but I'm going to be writing a weekly column and I don't need her stealing what I write without giving credit.

fuckstain? is that ur real name?

anyways....i wasnt poking shit...u came here cryed about how liz stole ur corny list.....if its credit u want than do so.....

take credit for that wack.......any i doubt any credible newspaper/magazine would give you shit......

BTW welcome to CP Miami! Hope ur day gets better!

[happyface]

Originally posted by lilliz77

Here we go!

1) The wear sunglasses in the club guy.

You look like such an asshole. Where are you going? I've seen my own friends do

this and

I want to fuckin' smack them. Look, the sun is no where to be found and I

really don't care if

they are a Gucci knock off that cost you only $20 when the real ones are $300,

you're a total

stroke and you need to check yo self. Also, if a hot girl walks by, don't lower

them and bow

your head as you stare at them with that stupid Backstreet Boy look and say

"DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMN".

You just took a bad situation and made it worse.

2) The jean shorts wearing guy.

Ok, I don't care what style. Carpenter, tight, loose, cut-offs, whatever.

Don't wear jean shorts unless you are a 10 year old boy or retarded.

Look, you really don't look cool, especially if you pimp them with some sneakers

and white socks. You got about as much chance getting laid wearing these

things as Macho Man Randy Savage at a bull dyke lesbian convention.

Trust me, I've never heard a girl say, "Yeah he's hot, but damn, I just want

know how he got into dem jean shorts".

3) The high five giving guy.

DO NOT, under any circumstance turn to your friend and put up your hand for a

high five,

at least not if you're being dead serious. I do it sometimes, but as a joke, and

we miss

on purpose, but that's cause I have stupid humor, whatever, shut up. Anyway,

look,

you know who gives high fives? The guy at the football game when it's 10 below

and

the only thing this fat fucker is wearing is body paint. Do you really want to

be that guy?

The guy with BEARS scribbled across his man tits with a bratwurst in one hand

and a beer

in the other? The guy who actually takes the time to put his beer down so he can

turn

to his friend and give a HIGH FIVE? I think not.

4) The gold or silver chains on the OUTSIDE of the shirt guy.

Look, the only guys I can see getting away with this are like rappers, ya know,

the

platinum chains and shit, but even that's borderline. The shit I'm really

talking about are

the standard linked necklace that every guy seemed to own when they were 17, but

the

scary part is, some of them haven't moved on. They still pimp the same stupid

necklace

on the OUTSIDE of a plain black t-shirt, only now it's tarnished, so it looks

even worse.

You can usually find these guys also with the sunglasses in a club. Coincidence?

I think not.

5) The Painted on lycra shirt wearing guy.

Oh these guys kill me. You know the type. Skin tight shirt tucked into their

black dress pants,

ugly ass belt? Usually wearing about 8 gallons of colgne? Really popular among

the English Second

Language crowd? Yeah, you can find these guys hounding women in clubs across

America. You can also

find them desperately trying to dry the massive pit stains on their shirts by

the fan in the corner of the bar.

Approach with caution, the smell could be toxic. They come in all styles, mock

neck, shiny, ribbed,

sleeveless, whatever. They are all equally cheesy and all EXTREMELY GAY!

6) The call a girl by getting her number from someone other than her guy.

You would think this process died with puberty, but you are mistaken. It's alive

and well,

and it's happening somewhere as as I write this. Have you no shame? Don't you

feel stupid?

If a girl ever muttered the words, "How did you get my number?" , I'd kill

myself. However, these

guys usually don't get the hint either, they will proceed to explain that a

mutual friend had it and he

got it from them. You stupid slab of dick cheese! Ladies, if this ever happens

to you, keep him on

the phone and go look out your window. Most likely he's sitting in the Camaro

right in front of your house.

7) The sending a friend to talk to a girl while the he waits and STARES in the

backround guy.

Ok, do I even need to explain how stupid this is? This is what the girl hears,

no matter what your

friend says or how he goes about it, this is what it translates to: "Hi, how's

it going? Um, you are a

very attractive girl and uh, you see that guy standing over there? He is

intimidated by your beauty.

He knows you will shoot him down and make him feel stupid, so he sent me over

because he knows

no matter what you say, I will just go back and tell him you said no because you

have a very serious

boyfriend. Yeah, the one with LOSER written on his forehead. Yeah, he wants to

meet you, but he has

the personality of a hamburger bun, and he sent me over to do the dirty work

instead. Wanna meet him?"

8) Grab a girls ass, or firmly by the arm as they walk by guy.

Yeah chief, this is going to get you places

real fast. If you didn't scream weird stalker by that molester look in your

eyes after you made eye

contact with her as she walked towards you, congrats, you officially achieved

this goal by

touching her in the creepiest manner possible. Try a new approach, like "Hi."

or "Hey look at me,

I'm a rapist!". If a girl speeds up as she walks past you, don't grab her to

slow her down, most likely

shes trying to get somewhere you're not as fast as possible.

9) Follow the girl the entire night guy.

You had a brief moment. Maybe you bought her a drink, maybe she gave

you her number, maybe you even made out. Now, if she says, "I'm going to go

find my friends."

That's your hint to exit stage left. Don't say, "Ok, I'll go with you." What do

you invite yourself to

partied too? Have some dignity and go find someone else to play with. Now

granted if she

leaves and comes back because she really did want to find her friends, but she

DOES want to

hang out with you. Congrats, you are the man . But, you ruin any chance of this

if she goes to talk

to her friend and turns around to find you standing there with a stupid ass

smile on your face.

Please make your way to the loser's area and get in line behind the guy with the

sun glasses and the lycra shirt.

10) The sweaty guy.

I'm not talking about the little beads of sweat on the forehead guy, I'm talking

the soaked to the bone,

clothes a different color from when he first walked in, hair matted to the

forehead sweaty guy. WOW!

That's all I have to say........WOW! Look, if people cringe and say ewwwww when

you come near them,

it's usually a bad sign. If you have it that bad, bring a change of clothes, or

at least take little breaks to

dry off in between songs. You're killing me Smalls! Even your pants are wet? How

the fuck did you pull

that one off? Was there a bucket filled with water over the bathroom door or

something? Man, I hate when

I get caught with that old prank. Here's a towel.......or four, go sit in the

corner and dry off for the next 15 minutes

because no it's adult swim and you're not allowed in the pool. Thanks.

LMAO !!! :laugh: This was some funny ass shyt from 1 to 10 sometime im with #1 I wear my sunglasses sometimes for special occasions,but not at all times but you sure need em after being in all night then going up to the patio. Thats why I dont like heading up to the patio,always inside where the pounding takes place. But ive seen most of the things you listed up there.

[magellanmax]

Originally posted by lilliz77

What is it about some guys.......why are you soooo cheesy?

Something I noticed about certain men that I see around town. Why are you soooo

cheesy?

Look, if you do any of the following, do man kind a favor and off yourself

because you are THAT GUY!

I have heard all of these guys get destroyed by women, so it ain't just me

talking out of my ass. Here we go!

1) The wear sunglasses in the club guy.

You look like such an asshole. Where are you going? I've seen my own friends do

this and

I want to fuckin' smack them. Look, the sun is no where to be found and I

really don't care if

they are a Gucci knock off that cost you only $20 when the real ones are $300,

you're a total

stroke and you need to check yo self. Also, if a hot girl walks by, don't lower

them and bow

your head as you stare at them with that stupid Backstreet Boy look and say

"DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMN".

You just took a bad situation and made it worse.

2) The jean shorts wearing guy.

Ok, I don't care what style. Carpenter, tight, loose, cut-offs, whatever.

Don't wear jean shorts unless you are a 10 year old boy or retarded.

Look, you really don't look cool, especially if you pimp them with some sneakers

and white socks. You got about as much chance getting laid wearing these

things as Macho Man Randy Savage at a bull dyke lesbian convention.

Trust me, I've never heard a girl say, "Yeah he's hot, but damn, I just want

know how he got into dem jean shorts".

3) The high five giving guy.

DO NOT, under any circumstance turn to your friend and put up your hand for a

high five,

at least not if you're being dead serious. I do it sometimes, but as a joke, and

we miss

on purpose, but that's cause I have stupid humor, whatever, shut up. Anyway,

look,

you know who gives high fives? The guy at the football game when it's 10 below

and

the only thing this fat fucker is wearing is body paint. Do you really want to

be that guy?

The guy with BEARS scribbled across his man tits with a bratwurst in one hand

and a beer

in the other? The guy who actually takes the time to put his beer down so he can

turn

to his friend and give a HIGH FIVE? I think not.

4) The gold or silver chains on the OUTSIDE of the shirt guy.

Look, the only guys I can see getting away with this are like rappers, ya know,

the

platinum chains and shit, but even that's borderline. The shit I'm really

talking about are

the standard linked necklace that every guy seemed to own when they were 17, but

the

scary part is, some of them haven't moved on. They still pimp the same stupid

necklace

on the OUTSIDE of a plain black t-shirt, only now it's tarnished, so it looks

even worse.

You can usually find these guys also with the sunglasses in a club. Coincidence?

I think not.

5) The Painted on lycra shirt wearing guy.

Oh these guys kill me. You know the type. Skin tight shirt tucked into their

black dress pants,

ugly ass belt? Usually wearing about 8 gallons of colgne? Really popular among

the English Second

Language crowd? Yeah, you can find these guys hounding women in clubs across

America. You can also

find them desperately trying to dry the massive pit stains on their shirts by

the fan in the corner of the bar.

Approach with caution, the smell could be toxic. They come in all styles, mock

neck, shiny, ribbed,

sleeveless, whatever. They are all equally cheesy and all EXTREMELY GAY!

6) The call a girl by getting her number from someone other than her guy.

You would think this process died with puberty, but you are mistaken. It's alive

and well,

and it's happening somewhere as as I write this. Have you no shame? Don't you

feel stupid?

If a girl ever muttered the words, "How did you get my number?" , I'd kill

myself. However, these

guys usually don't get the hint either, they will proceed to explain that a

mutual friend had it and he

got it from them. You stupid slab of dick cheese! Ladies, if this ever happens

to you, keep him on

the phone and go look out your window. Most likely he's sitting in the Camaro

right in front of your house.

7) The sending a friend to talk to a girl while the he waits and STARES in the

backround guy.

Ok, do I even need to explain how stupid this is? This is what the girl hears,

no matter what your

friend says or how he goes about it, this is what it translates to: "Hi, how's

it going? Um, you are a

very attractive girl and uh, you see that guy standing over there? He is

intimidated by your beauty.

He knows you will shoot him down and make him feel stupid, so he sent me over

because he knows

no matter what you say, I will just go back and tell him you said no because you

have a very serious

boyfriend. Yeah, the one with LOSER written on his forehead. Yeah, he wants to

meet you, but he has

the personality of a hamburger bun, and he sent me over to do the dirty work

instead. Wanna meet him?"

8) Grab a girls ass, or firmly by the arm as they walk by guy.

Yeah chief, this is going to get you places

real fast. If you didn't scream weird stalker by that molester look in your

eyes after you made eye

contact with her as she walked towards you, congrats, you officially achieved

this goal by

touching her in the creepiest manner possible. Try a new approach, like "Hi."

or "Hey look at me,

I'm a rapist!". If a girl speeds up as she walks past you, don't grab her to

slow her down, most likely

shes trying to get somewhere you're not as fast as possible.

9) Follow the girl the entire night guy.

You had a brief moment. Maybe you bought her a drink, maybe she gave

you her number, maybe you even made out. Now, if she says, "I'm going to go

find my friends."

That's your hint to exit stage left. Don't say, "Ok, I'll go with you." What do

you invite yourself to

partied too? Have some dignity and go find someone else to play with. Now

granted if she

leaves and comes back because she really did want to find her friends, but she

DOES want to

hang out with you. Congrats, you are the man . But, you ruin any chance of this

if she goes to talk

to her friend and turns around to find you standing there with a stupid ass

smile on your face.

Please make your way to the loser's area and get in line behind the guy with the

sun glasses and the lycra shirt.

10) The sweaty guy.

I'm not talking about the little beads of sweat on the forehead guy, I'm talking

the soaked to the bone,

clothes a different color from when he first walked in, hair matted to the

forehead sweaty guy. WOW!

That's all I have to say........WOW! Look, if people cringe and say ewwwww when

you come near them,

it's usually a bad sign. If you have it that bad, bring a change of clothes, or

at least take little breaks to

dry off in between songs. You're killing me Smalls! Even your pants are wet? How

the fuck did you pull

that one off? Was there a bucket filled with water over the bathroom door or

something? Man, I hate when

I get caught with that old prank. Here's a towel.......or four, go sit in the

corner and dry off for the next 15 minutes

because no it's adult swim and you're not allowed in the pool. Thanks.

:laugh: Somebody had to say it.... Holy Shit !!

[fliptoniaaa]

Originally posted by windycity01

Shut it fuck stain. It's about giving credit where credit is due. Don't poke your nose in this, this isn't the first time she's done it and I let it go before, but I'm going to be writing a weekly column and I don't need her stealing what I write without giving credit.

watch it windy.....keep the hate over in chi town

we have enough over here.....

And lilliz is soon gonna belong to us

so back of...no1 cares about ur dumbass post anyways

.....Dont worry liz will get her beatings here in time

but as for going after t.w. thatll catch u an ass

whoopin....from south florida to chicago!

[TheMrs]

Originally posted by windycity01

Shut it fuck stain. It's about giving credit where credit is due. Don't poke your nose in this, this isn't the first time she's done it and I let it go before, but I'm going to be writing a weekly column and I don't need her stealing what I write without giving credit.

That's just NASTY. Go back to where you came from with your 2 posts.

Tard!

[TheMrs]

Originally posted by pod

Those girls are a pain. I don't even bother associating with those girls...total gold-diggers.

Aren't all girls gold-diggers to you Pod?

Just wondering, cause that's all I ever see you write.

[laliux]

Originally posted by themrs

Aren't all girls gold-diggers to you Pod?

Just wondering, cause that's all I ever see you write.

true. :laugh:

[tranzwhore]

Originally posted by themrs

That's just NASTY. Go back to where you came from with your 2 posts.

Tard!

:laugh:

[fliptoniaaa]

ok so we know what not to do

to get ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now...please enlighten us on

what we have to do...to be drowning

in ass...female ass that is?????

[pod]

Originally posted by themrs

Aren't all girls gold-diggers to you Pod?

Just wondering, cause that's all I ever see you write.

Not all. But the vast majority of Miami women and girls are. Believe me, there's some fantastic girls on the club scene, both inside and outside. The trick is finding them! I'd like to think that the girls I associate with on a regular basis fit into that group.

But you have to admit, gold-digging is deplorable.

[tranzwhore]

Originally posted by pod

Not all. But the vast majority of Miami women and girls are. Believe me, there's some fantastic girls on the club scene, both inside and outside. The trick is finding them! I'd like to think that the girls I associate with on a regular basis fit into that group.

But you have to admit, gold-digging is deplorable.

oh there's a trick to it? it would be a lie if people said money doesn't matter. it does. along side many other issues.

you want someone that is gonna be your partner. 50 - 50!

provide for you and that you want to provide for!

[fliptoniaaa]

T.W correction

u want a relationship

where u both give 100-100

its work...dont let any1 tell u

relationships r not work!!!!

[lilliz77]

Originally posted by windycity01

YOU LIE!! I just wrote that shit this morning! I wrote that shit from the top of my head! Fuckin' chain mail my ass. I'm glad someone told me you stole this shit and wrote it on here fucker! Why don't you try to be original you silly ass ho? Now I had to sign up here just to call you out on your own bullshit, you've been busted, no say I'm sorry and go back to being a loser...Thanks.

Are you fuckin serious? If you have noticed (maybe the gel that you use to slick back your hair was drippin in your eyes) but I have not been on Chicagofusion in a month. And this is exactly the reason why. You want credit, you got it my friend. However, I did get this from DeAnn in an e-mail who said that she got it on another board in which she thought it was funny. As I stated in the previous post, I had NO IDEA that you posted this. So I am so fuckin sorry I "stole" your post (did not know you had the rights to this)...oh and whoever this albert is PMing and e-mailing me I guess I am the "fat chic" in my avatar according to you which you mean nothing to me.

Pay no mind to these fuck ups, sorry for the thread jack, I guess someone got a little salty and now their chat world is over.... oh no whatever shall we do?

Oh and another thing, let the drama begin...wherever there are Fusionites there is drama

[fliptoniaaa]

Originally posted by lilliz77

Oh and another thing, let the drama begin...wherever there are Fusionites there is drama

Oh no liz..............ur still a young jedi

theres no drama like miami c.p.

just dont take it seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look at what we did to ur buddy stevier

like i said ull get ur lumps!!!!!!!!

[lilliz77]

Originally posted by fliptoniaaa

Oh no liz..............ur still a young jedi

theres no drama like miami c.p.

just dont take it seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look at what we did to ur buddy stevier

like i said ull get ur lumps!!!!!!!!

I know and I don't usually, I guess they are like Cockroaches, when there is one there are hundreds. I will just ignore and they will go away. Anyway it's past my bedtime. Good night y'all!

[pod]

Originally posted by tranzwhore

oh there's a trick to it? it would be a lie if people said money doesn't matter. it does. along side many other issues.

you want someone that is gonna be your partner. 50 - 50!

provide for you and that you want to provide for!

In that sense, it does matter, but the amount of dollars earned should not matter in affairs of the heart. As long as each is doing their best to make ends meet, who cares if you're a millionaire or a hundredaire like me? I know plenty of people who make even less than me, and are quite happy with each other...

[tranzwhore]

Originally posted by pod

In that sense, it does matter, but the amount of dollars earned should not matter in affairs of the heart. As long as each is doing their best to make ends meet, who cares if you're a millionaire or a hundredaire like me? I know plenty of people who make even less than me, and are quite happy with each other...

the softer side of pod!

[pod]

Yeah yeah yeah, i'm a schlep sometimes..

Now sit down and shut up!