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THE DISCPICLES AND DRUGS

Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over the world. After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed.

It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the members return to earth to get the different types of drugs.

The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned

disciples begin to return to heaven. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple:

“Who is it?â€

“It's Paulâ€

Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Paul?â€

“Hashish from Moroccoâ€

“Very well son, come in.â€

“Who is it?â€

“It's Markâ€

Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Mark?â€

“Marijuana from Colombiaâ€

“Very well son, come in.â€

“Who is it?â€

“It's Matthewâ€

Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Matthew?â€

“Cocaine from Boliviaâ€

“Very well son, come in.â€

“Who is it?â€

“It's Johnâ€

Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring John?â€

“Crack from New Yorkâ€

“Very well son, come in.â€

“Who is it?â€

“It's Lukeâ€

Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Luke?â€

“Speed from Amsterdamâ€

“Very well son, come in.â€

“Who is it?â€

“It's Judasâ€

Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Judas?â€

“The FBI, he shouts, EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!â€

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