trancerxn112 Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 THE DISCPICLES AND DRUGSJesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over the world. After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed. It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the members return to earth to get the different types of drugs.The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple: “Who is it?â€â€œIt's Paulâ€Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Paul?â€â€œHashish from Moroccoâ€â€œVery well son, come in.â€â€œWho is it?â€â€œIt's Markâ€Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Mark?â€â€œMarijuana from Colombiaâ€â€œVery well son, come in.â€â€œWho is it?â€â€œIt's Matthewâ€Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Matthew?â€â€œCocaine from Boliviaâ€â€œVery well son, come in.â€â€œWho is it?â€â€œIt's Johnâ€Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring John?â€â€œCrack from New Yorkâ€â€œVery well son, come in.â€â€œWho is it?â€â€œIt's Lukeâ€Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Luke?â€â€œSpeed from Amsterdamâ€â€œVery well son, come in.â€â€œWho is it?â€â€œIt's Judasâ€Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Judas?â€â€œThe FBI, he shouts, EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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