trancerxn112 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by naughtybabe ok..... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Just kidding.. Im sorry you had to go thru the pain.. no your apology is not accepted! you have to make it up to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 ahahahahai'm so glad i'm not a guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by mssabina ahahahahai'm so glad i'm not a guy yea but we dont bleed for 3 days every month... if you live to 82 years old that is approximately 2560 days of bleeding... joy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by trancerxn112 yea but we dont bleed for 3 days every month... if you live to 82 years old that is approximately 2560 days of bleeding... joy! lol... ok, two things... some girls bleed for longer than that (the Pill is great for keeping you baby-free, but you bleed for a whole week) and we quit bleeding around menopause Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by mssabina lol... ok, two things... some girls bleed for longer than that (the Pill is great for keeping you baby-free, but you bleed for a whole week) and we quit bleeding around menopause forgot about the menopause thing but u gotta admit cramps are a bitch... the only time guys get cramps is if we gotta piss or shit realy bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mssabina Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by trancerxn112 forgot about the menopause thing but u gotta admit cramps are a bitch... the only time guys get cramps is if we gotta piss or shit realy bad! sore boobs are worse.at least we have an excuse to be bitchy and cranky for a week or so. ever try to argue with a PMSing female? ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by mssabina sore boobs are worse.at least we have an excuse to be bitchy and cranky for a week or so. ever try to argue with a PMSing female? ok. never... anyone who knows anything knows to never engage in a land war in china... and never fucking with a PMSing chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 PMS is actually classified as a disorder i believe in the DSM IV (diagnostic statistical manual) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by linabina I'm with you on this one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha thats fuckin GREAT!!but sucks for you Sorry:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by sexxybabyd Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha thats fuckin GREAT!!but sucks for you Sorry:laugh: whats fucking great? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted August 7 Author Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by sexxybabyd Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha thats fuckin GREAT!!but sucks for you Sorry:laugh: are you laughing at me?hmmmm.....well it is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by daemoncel are you laughing at me?hmmmm.....well it is funny Yea the whole story is fucking funny im sorry:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted August 7 Author Report Share Posted August 7 Originally posted by sexxybabyd Yea the whole story is fucking funny im sorry:D thanks...well, i'd be an asshole if i didn't agree.. although it is probably one of the worst things that will ever happen to me (well hopefully anywayz..)although, one day i'll post my other story, not as painful but just as funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmg Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 Originally posted by trancerxn112 Mine is pretty bad too... i wa s ajunior and iwas seeing this cute freshman. One problem though she was a total prude. So shes says to me... i want to go down on you. Im very excited so she starts to kiss my shaft, she obviously doesnt know what shes doing. Then all of a sudden she puts her mouth full on my dick and blows on it like shes going to blow up a balloon. Ive never felt such pain in my life i saw white and stars and the searing pain that traveled through the length of my dick could only be likened to torture at the hands of an iraqi militant. From that day forward i make sure all girls know that a BLOWJOB does not entail BLOWING!!! Im sorry but Thats absolutely hysterical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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