Guest gabo Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 >>Please note that M&T is installing new "Drive-through" teller machines.>>>>>>>>Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To >>enable customers to use this new facility the following procedures have >>been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your own >>circumstances (i.e.MALE or FEMALE) and remember it when you use the >>machine for the first time.>>>>>>>> MALE PROCEDURE>>>>>>>>1 Drive up to the cash machine.>>>>>>>>2 Put down your car window.>>>>>>>>3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.>>>>>>>>4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.>>>>>>>>5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt>>>>>>>>6 Put window up>>>>>>>>7 Drive off>>>>>>>>>>>>FEMALE PROCEDURE>>>>>>>>1 Drive up to cash machine>>>>>>>>2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine>>>>>>>>3 Set parking brake, put the window down>>>>>>>>4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.>>>>>>>>5 Turn the radio down>>>>>>>>6 Attempt to insert card into machine>>>>>>>>7 Attempt to insert card into machine>>>>>>>>8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive >>distance from the car>>>>>>>>9 Insert card>>>>>>>>10 Re-insert card the right way up>>>>>>>>11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside >>back page>>>>>>>>12 Enter PIN.>>>>>>>>13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.>>>>>>>>14 Enter amount of cash required>>>>>>>>15 Check make up in rear view mirror>>>>>>>>16 Retrieve cash and receipt>>>>>>>>17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside>>>>>>>>18 Place receipt in back of checkbook>>>>>>>>19 Re-check make-up again>>>>>>>>20 Drive forward 2 feet>>>>>>>>21 Reverse back to cash machine>>>>>>>>22 Retrieve card>>>>>>>>23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot >>provided>>>>>>>>24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing >>behind>>>>>>>>25 Restart stalled engine and pull off>>>>>>>>26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles>>>>>>>>27 Release Parking Brake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 :laugh: WoW we sound a lot worse when it's written down like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 :laugh: hey only some of that is true!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 I like "turn the radio down" Like you have to hear the damn beeps of an atm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magilicuti Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 I love 26 and 27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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phatman Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 ..nice job...you're a six time loser.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 Originally posted by phatman ..nice job...you're a six time loser.... lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 Originally posted by ultracrzy test WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU're DOING You must read section IV paragraph 7 of the Bump and "..." board....I do solemnly agree to not post tests of any sort on the Bump and "..." message forum. Instead, I will do so int he Feedback and Frequently asked questions forum... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted August 8 Report Share Posted August 8 :laugh: that shit is fuckin great...i think i pictured every girl i know doing that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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