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"at least his hair says something it says POW BAM!" jack

rosie::im gay, jack..

jack::prove it...say something LESBIONIC..

rosie::home depot..

jack::KD LANG! u r a lesbian!

"I just got all misty...down there." karen

"Your words are rockin' my world and my pants!" -Karen

"I'm on the set of my new movie: Poorly Decorated Crackhouse."


"Honey, you're simple, you're shallow and you're a common whore--that's why we're so much alike!"


SYLVIA: You're queer, too?

JACK: As Christmas in Bloomingdales, girlfriend!

"Joe has been very upset with my love handles--or as he calls them, 'I don't want to touch you Larry'."


"Yeehaw! Look who put the ho in hoedown!"


"Hide the crucifixes, Beelzebooze is here." will

"Oh, honey, I wish I could stay, but I don't want to."


"Somebody had a little too much crazy powder in her protein shake this morning."

"I've got a fake laugh with your name written all over it!" karen

"In this house, a queen beats a straight every time!"


Karen:"Where are my slippers?"

Rosario:"Have you looked up your ass, you drunken fool?"

"It's time to put the 'sex' back in 'homosexual', Will!"

- Jack

"You're my new best friend, call me every five minutes!"


"My love for you is like this scar-ugly, but permanent."

-Grace Adler

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- "A pack of cigs and a pregnancy scare and this could be high school."

"Okay, rule number one: unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips."

- "Fat people are so insensitive."

- "You're comin' in loud and queer!"

- "For God's sake, put your pants on! You're my lawyer, not my dentist."

- "Oh, honey, everything I say about you behind your back is true."

- "Bust my bust outta here."


- "Oooh, my very own sexless marriage. Just like Will and Grace."

- "Thou shalt not covet my ex's ass."

- "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... you're thinning on top."

- "I'm going to say this because I love you. Your disproportionately large head gives you a marionette-like quality."

- "What, a guy sleeps with guys and immediately he's pegged as gay?"

- "F.Y.I., you S.O.B., cater waitering is T.U.F. F."

- "Get over it Grace, you already have one gay husband, leave me be."

- "I have a feeling Karen killed a man with her bare breasts."

- "You couldn't go find a real person to hang out with so you get Karen?"

- "Fame, like Toby's new lover, is a rude, ugly, gay guy."

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Originally posted by naughtybabe

I have been laughing the whole fucking night..

Tonights episode was great...

"at least his hair says something it says POW BAM!"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

My stomach hurts!!!!!! AHHH hahahahaha

:laugh: it looses something without the arm motions!...."POW!BAM!"...................GO TO YOUR LIMO! GO!

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