misk Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 :laugh: "at least his hair says something it says POW BAM!" jackrosie::im gay, jack..jack::prove it...say something LESBIONIC..rosie::home depot..jack::KD LANG! u r a lesbian!"I just got all misty...down there." karen"Your words are rockin' my world and my pants!" -Karen "I'm on the set of my new movie: Poorly Decorated Crackhouse." -Jack "Honey, you're simple, you're shallow and you're a common whore--that's why we're so much alike!" -Karen SYLVIA: You're queer, too? JACK: As Christmas in Bloomingdales, girlfriend! "Joe has been very upset with my love handles--or as he calls them, 'I don't want to touch you Larry'." -Larry "Yeehaw! Look who put the ho in hoedown!" -Karen "Hide the crucifixes, Beelzebooze is here." will"Oh, honey, I wish I could stay, but I don't want to." -Karen "Somebody had a little too much crazy powder in her protein shake this morning." "I've got a fake laugh with your name written all over it!" karen"In this house, a queen beats a straight every time!" -Will Karen:"Where are my slippers?" Rosario:"Have you looked up your ass, you drunken fool?" "It's time to put the 'sex' back in 'homosexual', Will!" - Jack "You're my new best friend, call me every five minutes!" -Jack "My love for you is like this scar-ugly, but permanent." -Grace Adler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted August 12 Author Report Share Posted August 12 ..MORE KAREN!- "A pack of cigs and a pregnancy scare and this could be high school." "Okay, rule number one: unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips."- "Fat people are so insensitive."- "You're comin' in loud and queer!"- "For God's sake, put your pants on! You're my lawyer, not my dentist."- "Oh, honey, everything I say about you behind your back is true."- "Bust my bust outta here."**JACKIE BOY!**- "Oooh, my very own sexless marriage. Just like Will and Grace." - "Thou shalt not covet my ex's ass."- "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... you're thinning on top."- "I'm going to say this because I love you. Your disproportionately large head gives you a marionette-like quality."- "What, a guy sleeps with guys and immediately he's pegged as gay?"- "F.Y.I., you S.O.B., cater waitering is T.U.F. F."- "Get over it Grace, you already have one gay husband, leave me be." - "I have a feeling Karen killed a man with her bare breasts."- "You couldn't go find a real person to hang out with so you get Karen?"- "Fame, like Toby's new lover, is a rude, ugly, gay guy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 I have been laughing the whole fucking night.. Tonights episode was great..."at least his hair says something it says POW BAM!" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: My stomach hurts!!!!!! AHHH hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted August 13 Author Report Share Posted August 13 Originally posted by naughtybabe I have been laughing the whole fucking night.. Tonights episode was great..."at least his hair says something it says POW BAM!" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: My stomach hurts!!!!!! AHHH hahahahaha it looses something without the arm motions!...."POW!BAM!"...................GO TO YOUR LIMO! GO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Omg when they started doing the bird chant/dance :funny: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted August 13 Author Report Share Posted August 13 :laugh: ..omg...we must stop...my ride will be here in an hour and i need to shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 :laugh: :laugh: I loveeeeeee this showwww!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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