sassa Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 sent to me by another Californian enjoy...Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God wasmissing for six days.Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, restingon the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.""Balance?" Inquired Michael, still confused.God explained, pointing to different parts of earth."For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor.God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land mass and said, "What's that one?""Ah," said God. "That's California the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, deserts, streams, hills, and forests. The people from California are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!!!"God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I put in Sacramento." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by sassa ...God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I put in Sacramento." let's hope it doesn't get as bad as it seems it will ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anotherway83 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 heheh...i heard Alice Deejay is also planning on running... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted August 14 Author Report Share Posted August 14 no shit!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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