revaluation Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin screams and says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!" :):)------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A guy hears a knock on his door one day -- when he gets to the door, a snail is sitting there. Before anything else can happen, the guy picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. He slams the door and sits down. ... Three years later, the same guy is sitting at home, watching tv. There is a knock at the door. He goes to the door. The snail looks up at him and says,"What the fuck was that all about?" :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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