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Originally posted by echostar

im not really too concerned with improving her sex skills...if she fucks like a retard then thats her problem not mine, im just not gonna repeat it with her

It doesn't sound like you give a crap about this girl, so why even bother faking it???

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Originally posted by echostar

yeah she just wouldnt jump off my dick i was like "lets go smoke a cigarette" and she just keeps grindin away then im like " im getting hungry lets go to Anthonys" and she keeps going to town then eventually i just caved in so i could end it and smoke a newport

this is proof that there IS such a thing as bad sex...even if you are a guy

Sounds a bit facked up, but if u don't give a rats about this girl and she sux in bed and doesn't want u to stop no matter how bored you are with her, try to fall asleep on the chica. Guarantee you will never have to deal with her bad sex again.

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Originally posted by livin42nite

Sounds a bit facked up, but if u don't give a rats about this girl and she sux in bed and doesn't want u to stop no matter how bored you are with her, try to fall asleep on the chica. Guarantee you will never have to deal with her bad sex again.

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LOL I faked it last night while thinking of this thread.

I fucked this girl for the first time last night. She was 20 and had only been with 2 guys in her life both only 2-3 times. She didn't know how to fuck. She would get on top and juist sit there grinding, not going up and down. She was REALLY wet and REALLY wide. I pretty much felt absolutley nothing. After 30-40 min, my pelvis was starting to hurt and the room was stinking of her nasty smelling cooch. I was also losing my hardon as there was no pleasure in it for me, so I started groaning and bucking and screamed out her name saying I was cumming, and fell back. When she got off I threw out the condom, gave her a kiss on the cheek. As soon as she left 20 min later, I washed off her nastyiness on me, ands jerked off in a paper towel.

Evan

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Originally posted by Evan

LOL I faked it last night while thinking of this thread.

I fucked this girl for the first time last night. She was 20 and had only been with 2 guys in her life both only 2-3 times. She didn't know how to fuck. She would get on top and juist sit there grinding, not going up and down. She was REALLY wet and REALLY wide. I pretty much felt absolutley nothing.

Evan

Maybe u are just really small.

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