kaydup Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by Evan actually. she said I was much bigger than the last guy she was with. He must have had a 3" weenie? Was it u?Evan Yeah Evan it was me. Good one buddy, you are getting real close to making an actual "funny".Anyway it would be tuff for me to bang one of ur imaginary friends now wouldn't it.Got any more stories Mother GooseEvan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 it would be like fucking air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by Evan and jerked off in a paper towel. Sweet bro... you def make me sick. I remember this one time, (@ bandcamp) when Evan and I met these 2 playboy models that were swimming naked @ the pond near the camp.. Well Evan, of course offered them K, b/c he just hi-jacked a Ttkoyo truck for over 20,000 liqs...Anways, back to the 10 models, I mean 2 models that we met.. I banged them in ever postion possible, I mean every position.. Doggie, you name it I did it.. I'm used to supermodels, as is Evan, so i had to fake an orgasm w/ Ms. March and Ms. April... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted August 26 Author Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by Evan She would get on top and juist sit there grinding, not going up and down. haha thats exactly what happened with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by echostar haha thats exactly what happened with me Only difference is, it really did happen to you, Evans totally lying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by xlr8ted Only difference is, it really did happen to you, Evans totally lying. So, every time I tell of my experience u gonna acuse me of lieing? That's mature. "I walked down the street yesterday" OH.., Look there's another lie. "I banged your girlfriend today" Oh look..another lie. u don't got a girl..maybe a boyfreind though.Yiou gonna be at the meetup? I hope so. I'll be able to knock some sense into ya.Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Originally posted by Evan So, every time I tell of my experience u gonna acuse me of lieing? That's mature. "I walked down the street yesterday" OH.., Look there's another lie. "I banged your girlfriend today" Oh look..another lie. u don't got a girl..maybe a boyfreind though.Yiou gonna be at the meetup? I hope so. I'll be able to knock some sense into ya.Evan Get pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted August 26 Report Share Posted August 26 Evan are u saying u banged his boyfriend then:confused: kaydup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by Evan LOL I faked it last night while thinking of this thread. I fucked this girl for the first time last night. She was 20 and had only been with 2 guys in her life both only 2-3 times. She didn't know how to fuck. She would get on top and juist sit there grinding, not going up and down. She was REALLY wet and REALLY wide. I pretty much felt absolutley nothing. After 30-40 min, my pelvis was starting to hurt and the room was stinking of her nasty smelling cooch. I was also losing my hardon as there was no pleasure in it for me, so I started groaning and bucking and screamed out her name saying I was cumming, and fell back. When she got off I threw out the condom, gave her a kiss on the cheek. As soon as she left 20 min later, I washed off her nastyiness on me, ands jerked off in a paper towel.Evan this whole post is really mean .question, though: what do you mean by "She would get on top and juist sit there grinding, not going up and down."? what exactly defines "grinding" in this case [i don't get how one could be on top and not go up and down at all...]? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by weyes this whole post is really mean .question, though: what do you mean by "She would get on top and juist sit there grinding, not going up and down."? what exactly defines "grinding" in this case [i don't get how one could be on top and not go up and down at all...]? Me telling her to her facer she was a lousy fuck would be mean. Me saing her name was Linda Cohen and lived on mconald Avenue would be meaner. LOL..no..that's not her. But when i say grinding, I mean she would shift her weight around moving in a kinda circle, without much movement. Kinda like she was just grinding her clit against my pelvis and that's it. My cock was trapped in there for a long time with no air and no light. It's mad at me now. So, this same girl called me last night after work at like 11 p.m. and asked if she could stop by. I declined the offer of sex. When a guy declines sex, you KNOW something is wrong. My penis was so happy with me, it let me jerk itself off 3 times after the phone call.Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?threadid=179689 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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xlr8ted Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 I missed that one.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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