notallthere666 Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 ill start..Unicorns wearing yellow underwear on there head dancing and littering garbage along the garden state parkway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 I like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere666 Posted August 27 Author Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by jimk29 I like you. Not to me stupid. Like "Honey please stick that pole deeper down our daughters throat, I think she still alive. We have to get to the prom" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 "Why is it, that whenever I stick a gerbil in my ass, a bird flies out of my mouth? Problem is each time my cat goes after the gerbil, not the bird. . . my doctor's bill is huge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere666 Posted August 27 Author Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by bigsteve8 "Why is it, that whenever I stick a gerbil in my ass, a bird flies out of my mouth? Problem is each time my cat goes after the gerbil, not the bird. . . my doctor's bill is huge! bwhwhwhhahahah thats the spirit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 TRUST ME lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by bigsteve8 "Why is it, that whenever I stick a gerbil in my ass, a bird flies out of my mouth? Problem is each time my cat goes after the gerbil, not the bird. . . my doctor's bill is huge! Did you steal that line from gabo?? sexxyme- :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere666 Posted August 27 Author Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by sexxyme TRUST ME lol never trust anyone thata. Winks b. says trust me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by notallthere666 never trust anyone thata. Winks b. says trust me Can I bite you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere666 Posted August 27 Author Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by sexxyme Can I bite you? seeing that your the hottest bitch on cp, Yes bite away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by notallthere666 seeing that your the hottest bitch on cp, Yes bite away Say....friday night?? around 9-9:30? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 I double fist myself on a daily basis while giving oral to a donkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere666 Posted August 27 Author Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by i3itch I double fist myself on a daily basis while giving oral to a donkey I know you do that say somthing that hasent been said!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by notallthere666 I know you do that say somthing that hasent been said!! But I've never said it before... I've only done it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere666 Posted August 27 Author Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by sexxyme Say....friday night?? around 9-9:30? Sure why not remeber we got the beach to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere666 Posted August 27 Author Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by i3itch But I've never said it before... I've only done it lol nice come back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by notallthere666 Sure why not remeber we got the beach to Thats saturday and sunday...oh and mondayyyyyyy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by notallthere666 lol nice come back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere666 Posted August 27 Author Report Share Posted August 27 Back on topic"Honey when your done with your home work shove it up your pussy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 "I need some advice. . . I have a girl here who's perfect except for her arm is stuck up my ass, can anyone give me advice on how to get her out yet keep her? She's a special one, especially since her other arm is halfway up her own ass. . . we look like a retarded pretzel." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted August 27 Report Share Posted August 27 Originally posted by bigsteve8 "I need some advice. . . I have a girl here who's perfect except for her arm is stuck up my ass, can anyone give me advice on how to get her out yet keep her? She's a special one, especially since her other arm is halfway up her own ass. . . we look like a retarded pretzel." :laugh: I like this guy hahahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 I hate sex and money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by notallthere666 Back on topic"Honey when your done with your home work shove it up your pussy" "....and after that .....take it out and throw it in the microwave.....i have NOTHING to make for dinner tonight" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 why is it that i cry everytime my mother fucks me in the ass with a butter knife... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 "My pet monkey just broke his neck trying to copy me sucking my own dick. He made it, all the way to the base, but at what cost? BUT AT WHAT COST!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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