guest00901 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Enjoy ladies.... cringe guysHe said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? ***************************************************** He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! ***************************************************** He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror! ***************************************************** He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said .. ..... . I would but you're never there. ***************************************************** On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows me everywhere" Written just below it . . . "I do not" ***************************************************** Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them. ***************************************************** Q. Why did the man cross the road? A. He heard the chicken was a slut. ***************************************************** Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time ***************************************************** Q. What do men and sperm have in common? A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being. ***************************************************** Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer. ***************************************************** Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds? A. The bonds mature. ***************************************************** Q. Why are blonde jokes so short? A. So men can remember them. ***************************************************** Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A. We don't know; it has never happened. ***************************************************** Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends. ***************************************************** Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow. ***************************************************** Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. ***************************************************** Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married. **************************************************** Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by sexxybabyd Q. What do men and sperm have in common? A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being. thats the funniest one ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 babe ..i thought u were gonna keep our convo's between me and u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 :blah: , but you still love us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 My little rebuttle to this, some pick-up line come backs:Guy: You're pretty... Girl: Piss off... Guy: Don't interrupt, you're pretty ugly, you fat bitch! Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you Girl: But would you stay there? Guy: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a fat slut.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees sucking my cockMan: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it to you in the back of my car...... I don't give a shit where you go.Man: So, what do you do for a living?Woman: I'm a female impersonator.Man: So that's how you got that little mustache.Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?Woman: Do not enter.Man: Sure that isn't "yield to merging traffic"?Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?Woman: Unfertilized.Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your back.Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.Man: That works for me...As long as you're still warm when I shove it up your ass.Man: Do you want to dance?Woman: No!Man: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in those pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Go get em dude. Fucking uppity bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted September 5 Author Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by fineones babe ..i thought u were gonna keep our convo's between me and u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 now i'm sad:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Man: Do you want to dance?Woman: No!Man: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in those pants.__________________I love this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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