stymie Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 oh no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by stymie G, I own you kid.Flava, it is true. I will pm you the whole story. g double teamed a couple of black guys?? CC me on that. and check 'em! No, not you... pacha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by whadupg the only person flexing that night was stymie for the camera way to change the subject. GBEST DIVERSION EVER..........PSYCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras67 Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 ah HA. now i do remember texting you.... hee hee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by flavanugz way to change the subject. GBEST DIVERSION EVER..........PSYCH! No diversion jerky - the funkmasterflex.com made me think of it. Please continue - don't let me stop story time..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Funkmaster flex mix tape # 2 was the shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 ok so here is how it went down...G is dancing around very provocatively all night. She only speaks in three word sentences such as "BEST SET EVER", "MOST FUN EVER", "STYMIE OWNS ME!" So anyways, after the "best night ever" comes to quick Boston hault, its time to pay the bar tab. When G realizes she is quite short with money, she thinks quick and comes up with the best solution, shove my huge tits in some black dudes face. I think the conversation went like this...G: Hey, are you on the board?Black Dude: What you sayin you cracka ass hoe?G: (shoves tits in said black guys grill) Ummmm maybe these will jog your memory.Black Dude: Oh ok. Here is $200 dollars.G: BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!more to come...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 A+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 oh dip!FUNNIEST STORY EVER!!!!!! Oh God, the whole three sentance speaking thing is killing me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by flavanugz ok so here is how it went down...G is dancing around very provocatively all night. She only speaks in three word sentences such as "BEST SET EVER", "MOST FUN EVER", "STYMIE OWNS ME!" So anyways, after the "best night ever" comes to quick Boston hault, its time to pay the bar tab. When G realizes she is quite short with money, she thinks quick and comes up with the best solution, shove my huge tits in some black dudes face. I think the conversation went like this...G: Hey, are you on the board?Black Dude: What you sayin you cracka ass hoe?G: (shoves tits in said black guys grill) Ummmm maybe these will jog your memory.Black Dude: Oh ok. Here is $200 dollars.G: BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!more to come...... Are you mentally retarded? the guy with the money is someone I and YOU met at someone's house before - wasn't black and was on the table with us. Nice try though. And the three word sentences were just to you flava - need to keep things simple. and I swear to god Stymie owns me never came out of my mouth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 oh AND i didn't go home with him Get your story straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 This story is true because she would have said Stymie Owns Me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 G...OWNED!!!! :laugh: thats excactly how it went down!best night ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by stymie G...OWNED!!!! :laugh: thats excactly how it went down!best night ever. i hate you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 G-Boy 1G-girl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavanugz Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 so to continue on.....G leads this dude to her car for some good ol quality drunk driving.Blackdude: You cool to drive ho?G: BEST DRIVER EVER!After 12 near fatal collisions they arrive back at the dudes place. G: Do you have the internet?Blackdude: Is that some drug white people take?G: No....its the BEST INVENTION EVER! I need to check my Pm's from RonBlackdude: Bitch get over here and earn back that money!G: You mean like pleasure you?Blackdude: No, I mean make me some nachos. Of course I mean that. I didnt pay no hooker 200 dollars to not get no dome tonight.G: BEST HOOKUP EVER!and the rest is history...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by flavanugz so to continue on.....G leads this dude to her car for some good ol quality drunk driving.Blackdude: You cool to drive ho?G: BEST DRIVER EVER!After 12 near fatal collisions they arrive back at the dudes place. G: Do you have the internet?Blackdude: Is that some drug white people take?G: No....its the BEST INVENTION EVER! I need to check my Pm's from RonBlackdude: Bitch get over here and earn back that money!G: You mean like pleasure you?Blackdude: No, I mean make me some nachos. Of course I mean that. I didnt pay no hooker 200 dollars to not get no dome tonight.G: BEST HOOKUP EVER!and the rest is history...... WORST STORY EVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 And I am the best driver ever btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 I am just dying over here. "Is that some kind of drug white people take" Do I know the blackguy too g-girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whadupg Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by nyis4meatheads I am just dying over here. "Is that some kind of drug white people take" Do I know the blackguy too g-girl? It's G. And yes - I think that was the night of the pravda pukefest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Who wants some internet for this weekend, I gots some good deals on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 :laugh: :laugh: G-boy's tummy hurts he is laughing so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by stymie :laugh: :laugh: G-boy's tummy hurts he is laughing so hard. http://www.mvagusta.com/2003mvagusta/f4AGO.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyis4meatheads Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by kaydup Who wants some internet for this weekend, I gots some good deals on it DSL or cable? I had some T-1 shit last weekend up in Canada g, if I met someone the night of the pravda pukefest... i sure as hell wouldn't remember it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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