notallthere666 Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 Now it's a question of etiquette...Do i give her the ass.. or the Crotch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere666 Posted September 13 Author Report Share Posted September 13 Originally posted by daemoncel Now it's a question of etiquette...Do i give her the ass.. or the Crotch hahah awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... you are part of the same decaying organic matter as everything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted September 13 Report Share Posted September 13 You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool2223423123 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 "You don't know where I've been Ray, you don't know where I've been!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Come on!!! We Really Like this place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool2223423123 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 "Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water... Jack fell down and broke his CROWN (where is the king?) and Jill came tumbling AFTER."cool2223423123: "you ARE a beautiful and unique snowflake"....the kingdom of GOD is within you......Jesus: "all my brothers are special"Jesus who speaks for the truth in us all:John 18:37 Pilate therefore said to Him, "Are You a king then?" Jesus answered, "You say rightly that I am a king. For this cause I was born, and for this cause I have come into the world, that I should bear witness to the truth. Everyone who is of the truth hears My voice." John 1033 The Jews answered Him, saying, "For a good work we do not stone You, but for blasphemy, and because You, being a Man, make Yourself God." 34 Jesus answered them, "Is it not written in your law, "I said, "You are gods"'?35 If He called them gods, to whom the word of God came (and the Scripture cannot be broken), 36 do you say of Him whom the Father sanctified and sent into the world, "You are blaspheming,' because I said, "I am the Son of God'? 39 Therefore they sought again to seize Him, but He escaped out of their hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Originally posted by cool2223423123 "Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water... Jack fell down and broke his CROWN (where is the king?) and Jill came tumbling AFTER."cool2223423123: "you ARE a beautiful and unique snowflake"....the kingdom of GOD is within you......Jesus: "all my brothers are special"Jesus who speaks for the truth in us all:John 18:37 Pilate therefore said to Him, "Are You a king then?" Jesus answered, "You say rightly that I am a king. For this cause I was born, and for this cause I have come into the world, that I should bear witness to the truth. Everyone who is of the truth hears My voice." John 1033 The Jews answered Him, saying, "For a good work we do not stone You, but for blasphemy, and because You, being a Man, make Yourself God." 34 Jesus answered them, "Is it not written in your law, "I said, "You are gods"'?35 If He called them gods, to whom the word of God came (and the Scripture cannot be broken), 36 do you say of Him whom the Father sanctified and sent into the world, "You are blaspheming,' because I said, "I am the Son of God'? 39 Therefore they sought again to seize Him, but He escaped out of their hand. :shaky: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere666 Posted September 14 Author Report Share Posted September 14 With my tongue, I can feel then rifling in the barrel. For a second, I totally forgot about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing and I wondered how clean this gun is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article -- "a dildo" -- never "your dildo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Originally posted by daemoncel Now it's a question of etiquette...Do i give her the ass.. or the Crotch you are by far my favorite single serving friend...chuck palahniuk is an amazing writer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Originally posted by bigsteve8 Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article -- "a dildo" -- never "your dildo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Bob... Bob has bitch tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Originally posted by dgmodel you are by far my favorite single serving friend...chuck palahniuk is an amazing writer... everything on a plane is single serving. The peanuts, the dinner... no i get it, thats very clever. Hows that working out for you?what? being clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere666 Posted September 14 Author Report Share Posted September 14 Six months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen. That was where my head fit -- into his huge, sweating tits that hung enormous, the way we think of God's as big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Originally posted by trancerxn112 everything on a plane is single serving. The peanuts, the dinner... no i get it, thats very clever. Hows that working out for you?what? being clever lol... the whole thing is full of great one liners... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunkingroovin Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 how could this not have been posted yet..."The first rule of fight club is that you do not talk about fight club.""The second rule of fight club is that you DO NOT talk about fight club.""I look around and see a lot of new faces (as laughter rises from the croud). Not funny! That means a lot of you have been breaking the first rule of fight club...""Get the fuck off my porch before I call the cops asshole!""I felt like destroying something beautiful...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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