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Your Momma is So Fat...

I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.

When she dances she makes the band skip.

Instead of Levi's 501 jeans she wears Levi's 1002s.

When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

When I yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!" she comes crashing through the wall.

She puts mayonaise on aspirin.

Her ass has its own congressman.

Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

When God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts.

When your father mounts her his ears pop.

Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

She can't even jump to a conclusion.

Her nickname is "DAMN!"

The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

She has to iron her pants on the driveway.

The shadow of her ass weighs 100 pounds.

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Originally posted by erickamikaze

Your Momma is So Fat...

I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.

When she dances she makes the band skip.

Instead of Levi's 501 jeans she wears Levi's 1002s.

When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

When I yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!" she comes crashing through the wall.

She puts mayonaise on aspirin.

Her ass has its own congressman.

Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

When God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts.

When your father mounts her his ears pop.

Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

She can't even jump to a conclusion.

Her nickname is "DAMN!"

The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

She has to iron her pants on the driveway.

The shadow of her ass weighs 100 pounds.

you are the man...:laugh: :laugh:

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Originally posted by erickamikaze

Your Momma is So Fat...

I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.

They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.

When she dances she makes the band skip.

Instead of Levi's 501 jeans she wears Levi's 1002s.

When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

When I yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!" she comes crashing through the wall.

She puts mayonaise on aspirin.

Her ass has its own congressman.

Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

When God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts.

When your father mounts her his ears pop.

Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

She can't even jump to a conclusion.

Her nickname is "DAMN!"

The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

She has to iron her pants on the driveway.

The shadow of her ass weighs 100 pounds.

Thats great.

You won

I don't care what anyone says.

YOU WON THIS ONE.

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Originally posted by mrjoebudious

Oh yeah, Oh yeah

Your mommas so dirty, she's so dirty that when she goes to night school they mark her absent

I just got a visual on this one.....a little kid wanting to be better than everyone else with so much enthisuasm then when he finishes.......SILENCE.

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Originally posted by mrjoebudious

correction to one of the other momma jokes

the your momma using a vcr as a beeper

I like the she so fat she uses a microwave as a beeper

Damn. How did you remember all those jokes

your momma is so fat when she puts on her yellow raincoat people yell TAXI!

she's so fat she can't wear malcolm x jackets cause helicopters keep trying to land on her.

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