rudeboywarrior Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 you know growing up in miami as child had some fun things to offer, but nothing was better than hanging out with your crew and seeing who could rattle off the best and most your momma cuts... so i am just curious to see what you all got....your mommas breathe stinks so bad when she yawns her teeth duck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erickamikaze Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 Your Momma is So Fat...I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.When she dances she makes the band skip.Instead of Levi's 501 jeans she wears Levi's 1002s.When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.When I yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!" she comes crashing through the wall. She puts mayonaise on aspirin.Her ass has its own congressman.Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.When God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts. When your father mounts her his ears pop.Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." She can't even jump to a conclusion.Her nickname is "DAMN!"The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.She has to iron her pants on the driveway.The shadow of her ass weighs 100 pounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboywarrior Posted September 17 Author Report Share Posted September 17 Originally posted by erickamikaze Your Momma is So Fat...I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.When she dances she makes the band skip.Instead of Levi's 501 jeans she wears Levi's 1002s.When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.When I yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!" she comes crashing through the wall. She puts mayonaise on aspirin.Her ass has its own congressman.Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.When God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts. When your father mounts her his ears pop.Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." She can't even jump to a conclusion.Her nickname is "DAMN!"The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.She has to iron her pants on the driveway.The shadow of her ass weighs 100 pounds. you are the man... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboywarrior Posted September 17 Author Report Share Posted September 17 your momma is so fat she uses a VCR for a beepershe fell down and broke her leg and gravy came outher blood type is rocky road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triscuit Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 yo mommas so fat that when she walked in front of the tv i missed the entire commercial break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboywarrior Posted September 17 Author Report Share Posted September 17 your mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washingtons nose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obby Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 Originally posted by erickamikaze Your Momma is So Fat...I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.They had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through.When she dances she makes the band skip.Instead of Levi's 501 jeans she wears Levi's 1002s.When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.When I yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!" she comes crashing through the wall. She puts mayonaise on aspirin.Her ass has its own congressman.Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.When God said "Let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw HER peanuts. When your father mounts her his ears pop.Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph. Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." She can't even jump to a conclusion.Her nickname is "DAMN!"The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.She has to iron her pants on the driveway.The shadow of her ass weighs 100 pounds. Thats great.You wonI don't care what anyone says.YOU WON THIS ONE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMrs Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 Originally posted by obby Thats great.You wonI don't care what anyone says.YOU WON THIS ONE. My thoughts exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 Yo momma is so stupid she went to the movies and saw under 17 not admitted and came back with 16 of her friends...Yo momma ass is so big when she backs up you hearBeep Beep Beep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrjoebudious Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 Oh yeah, Oh yeahYour mommas so dirty, she's so dirty that when she goes to night school they mark her absent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrjoebudious Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 and another thingYour momma so fat, she so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued"Yeah andYour momma so heavy, she so heavy that she leaves her footprins in the shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest brwneydtrouble Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 Originally posted by mrjoebudious Oh yeah, Oh yeahYour mommas so dirty, she's so dirty that when she goes to night school they mark her absent I just got a visual on this one.....a little kid wanting to be better than everyone else with so much enthisuasm then when he finishes.......SILENCE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrjoebudious Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 correction to one of the other momma jokesthe your momma using a vcr as a beeperI like the she so fat she uses a microwave as a beeperDamn. How did you remember all those jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboywarrior Posted September 17 Author Report Share Posted September 17 Originally posted by mrjoebudious correction to one of the other momma jokesthe your momma using a vcr as a beeperI like the she so fat she uses a microwave as a beeperDamn. How did you remember all those jokes your momma is so fat when she puts on her yellow raincoat people yell TAXI!she's so fat she can't wear malcolm x jackets cause helicopters keep trying to land on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obby Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 Yo Mamma so black when she takes a bath she makes tea.Sorry, I had to.OBBY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboywarrior Posted September 17 Author Report Share Posted September 17 Originally posted by obby Yo Mamma so black when she takes a bath she makes tea.Sorry, I had to.OBBY nice!your momma is so black, the police shot at her and the bullets turned around and came back for flashlights... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thephoenix Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 yo Mama is so stupid, it takes her an hour and half to watch 60 minutes.......ahh Rodney Dangerfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thephoenix Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 whats the dfiiference between yo Mama and garbage? Garbage sometimes gets picked up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djss Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 Your momma is so stupid.............She sold her car...........For gas money!SS:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thephoenix Posted September 17 Report Share Posted September 17 yo mama is so fat, she fell down 4 years ago and STILL cant get up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboywarrior Posted September 17 Author Report Share Posted September 17 Originally posted by thephoenix yo mama is so fat, she fell down 4 years ago and STILL cant get up. your mama is so fat, she borrowed a pair of BVD's, by the time she got 'em around her waist they said boulevard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 Good stuff.....keep 'em coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demo909 Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 ya mamma's so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 Yo momma so fat, she wore a Malcom X t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obby Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 Originally posted by xxgrooveericxx Yo momma so fat, she wore a Malcom X t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her That's classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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