funketeer Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 1 Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.2 Man who run in front of car get tired.3 Man who run behind car get exhausted.4 Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.5 Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.6 Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.7 Man with one chopstick go hungry.8 Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.9 Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.10 Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.11 Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.12 War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left.13 Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.14 Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.15 It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.16 Man who drive like hell bound to get there.17 Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.18 Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.19 Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.20 Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
professorx97 Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 again. I must say very nice. :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 Originally posted by funketeer 1 Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.2 Man who run in front of car get tired.3 Man who run behind car get exhausted.4 Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.5 Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.6 Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.7 Man with one chopstick go hungry.8 Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.9 Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.10 Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.11 Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.12 War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left.13 Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.14 Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.15 It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.16 Man who drive like hell bound to get there.17 Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.18 Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.19 Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.20 Man who fart in church sit in own pew. estas de pinga, funk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vipnerd Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 (ci) ... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted October 14 Author Report Share Posted October 14 so...I'm Laetitia Casta's ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicho Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 ... You "ass hole"!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted October 14 Author Report Share Posted October 14 Originally posted by bicho ... You "ass hole"!!! bien dicho bicho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orisha Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 One of my favorites..."It's good for boy to meet girl in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted October 14 Author Report Share Posted October 14 Originally posted by philippio One of my favorites..."It's good for boy to meet girl in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl!" Confucious says it's foken hilarious!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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