Dark_Night Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he should grant full custody to. So he asks the little boy, "Would you like to live with your mother?""No." said the boy."Why not?" said the judge."Because she beats me."The judge says "Okay, then you'll go live with your father.""Oh No," cried the boy, "He beats me too."Dumbfounded, the judge asks "Okay who do you want to live with?""I want to live with the Boston Red Sox.""Why?" asks the judge. "They don't beat anybody.":D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 "Is this thing on" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 :laugh: Kaydup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badassmafuka Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 :cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 Originally posted by badassmafuka :cry: Oh its William... Burkett is going to have at least 10 K's tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 I need a cell phone, where can I go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 Originally posted by kaydup I need a cell phone, where can I go? hhahhahahhhaok i'm sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclefester401 Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 SIN Sundays are SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Night Posted October 15 Author Report Share Posted October 15 Kaydup,thanks for changing my heading. I couldnt figure out how to get you guys to look at this,but you took care of that for me. Thanks again.. :laugh: Feel free to do it anytime!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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