Pimping ain't easy...

[nomembername]

But it sure is fun!

Any guys or girls who have a piece of ass and they do nothing but give it up and shower you with gifts and shit? I have one right now who is a stripper...bitch makes mad money every week!

[tommyarmani]

Rember that song "Bitch better have my money"

was this quote done before or after he went from Papa Shango to the godfather???

[fineones]

Originally posted by tommyarmani

Rember that song "Bitch better have my money"

was this quote done before or after he went from Papa Shango to the godfather???

THE HOOOOOOO TRAINNNNN!!!! CHU CHHUUUUUUU

[tommyarmani]

Originally posted by fineones

THE HOOOOOOO TRAINNNNN!!!! CHU CHHUUUUUUU

ALLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOARDD

[tranzwhore]

Pimping ain't easy but someone's gotta do it!

[bigsteve8]

Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go:

Pimpin' ain't easy (Pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy)

[Greg Nice]

One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven

eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven

Twelve, thirteen, start your age;

fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stage

Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum

better get off the virgin before I cuuuuum!

Pick up my pants and thump and thump

I think I'll call up Tootie, she'll give me some

Watch out, watch out I'm drippin' live scum

I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a

'Specially if the hoochie's on birht control-a

Lift her up just like a pick up truck

then I sat her down and we started to fuck

Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, YO-O-O-O-O!

I hope this time I don't make a cookie

Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie

Two from the Greg Nice from the o-o-old schoooooool

but bullshit, I ain't no fool, cuz

Chorus

[big Daddy Kane]

Well, I say...Extra! Extra!

Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya

I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it

the Big Daddy law is anti-faggot

That means no homosexuality;

what's in my pants'll make you see reality

And if you wanna see a smooth black Casanova -- BEND OVAH!

Cuz I don't half-step when it comes to broads

The K-A-N-E 'll go the whole nine yards

There's no time for coversation my dear

[MOAN!] is all I wanna hear

So let's make a move, as I get smooth

cuz the purpose I serve is to soothe

I'm tall, dark and handsome and all that junk

Even white girls be sayin' "Ooh, Kane's a hunk!"

Even Puerto Rican girls be callin' me papi

Some try to copy, but they look sloppy

So imitators who wanna step to a

brother like me, lick my manure!

Chorus

[smooth B]

I'm just goin' and I'm flowin' like a gigolo

and when I used to be with Scott, I was a Super-Hoe

But now I'm coolin' with Kane and Greg N-I-C-E

and if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee

I love bonin', and all my friends they will agree

that when it comes to pimpin' hoes...it ain't easy

First name: Smooth. Last name: B

WHen I'm bonin' a girl, I make her feel heavenly

I like to make 'em wait, and then make 'em beg

and when I take off my clothes, the I form a third leg

They rub it with oils and suck it with ice

Now I'm sweating....my mind is in paradise...

Chorus

[scoob Lover]

Tip-tip-toein', Scoob Lover's out hoein'

Braggin' to the fellas how my flattop was growin'

buyin' drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin'

right in front of me...mmm...not even knowin'

A brown-skinned cutie; big, plump booty

Nametag earrings readin' off "Tootie"

Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams;

from my eyesight that was what it seemed

I said, uh, "Come a little bit closer"

To Scoob that night, choice guy, she said "Hi

Hi...hi, I've really been wantin' to meet you

I just got paid and I'll be very glad to treat you

How 'bout dinner, a Salisbury steak?"

I said, "Sorry Honey-Dip, but I already ate"

So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder

went for Tootie cuz the girl was much older

East to the Benz, I slowly walked;

clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk

Sex in my mind, I was sure of it...

I wanted to tax that ass like the government!

Chorus

[Ant Live]

Well, it's Friday night, ain't a damn thing funny --

Bitch better have my money

got the vinyl, got the cassette, got the CD. . . all are words to live by

big daddy kane - pimpin' ain't easy