tastey Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 too funny... this gal i´m going to university with, 23 y.o. dirty-blonde hottie. tried to get it on with her, no go... all she did was whine about this guy that left her after like a week he fucked her. (it´s been 3-4 weeks now since she last spoke to him)so of course i asked about the guy and how the whole thing went down cause if you want to get a girl, ask about her ex´es and she´ll tell you exactly what she´s attracted to if you read between the lines.she shows me some short messages and i gotta say, this guy is the GOD of sweet talk it was rediculous. and i only got to read the short messages, didn´t even get to hear the calls and convos they had. there were "sweetie"s, "i miss you so much"s, "i´d love to have you here by me now", "i can´t sleep, i have to think about you all the time", "i can´t sleep, i have to see you. we have to meet up now!" (at 3:30 am in the morning on a weekday), "i hope i´ll dream about you tonight" and tons of other sweet nothings and dramatic "romance novel" lines. that is generally alright, the thing is, they only saw each other like one or two times before that sweet talk started so, they met up a few times and after like 2 weeks he overwhelmed her with his "love" ( ) and they fucked. after a few days of fucking her the guy is GONE. doesn´t write any more (he short messaged like two or more times *a day* before they fucked, and that is not counting phone calls and meet ups), doesn´t respond calls or text messages.so i´m thinking. yeah okay that´s fair game, the guy must have game. so i asked her how old he was (i was thinking about 25 maybe), and she tells me he´s not even 18 yet!! of course i bust out laughing and everyone looks at me like i´m crazy (we were in a big 900 people university course), but i just couldn´t stop laughing at the fact that she fell for a fucking 17y.o. :laugh: i think i´m gonna get the girl a calender of little naked boys for christmas from personal experience and observation it seems to me that if you´re lying and tell a girl you love her and sweet talk, while you´ll just want to get in her pants, it´ll work in your favor.but if you´re seriously in love (or let´s put it "seriously feeling for a girl") and tell that to a girl, it won´t work most of the time, especially when it´s early on.(remember that i´m talking about really HOT girls that are used to be hit on a lot)why is that so? i have a theory but i´d be interested in your input first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 I think you should take all the posts you've made and use them to write a book. Fuckin' thing would be 2000 pages long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 now see, if you'd been less of an "i'm there for you" guy, and more of an "I want to fill you out like an application" guy, you probably could've been the one that got the booty here, not the guy still goiing through puberty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted October 30 Author Report Share Posted October 30 lmao cintron... ya really think i´m an "i´m there for you guy"??? i was assessing info how to get her, now if i decide i still want her i know where to work on her. (bottle of champagne and the "don´t lose faith in real love" angle).however i definately now have not that much respect for her left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Originally posted by tastey lmao cintron... ya really think i´m an "i´m there for you guy"??? i was assessing info how to get her, now if i decide i still want her i know where to work on her. (bottle of champagne and the "don´t lose faith in real love" angle).however i definately now have not that much respect for her left thats my man.i'd work the "lets get some 40's and watch Friday in my living room" angle...but dont listen to me i'm single Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyquest Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 :laugh: :laugh: props to the 17y.o.... fuck em and leave em, i say... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 jesus, how old is the girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted October 30 Author Report Share Posted October 30 Originally posted by ladyshady jesus, how old is the girl? 23 y.o. !! i mean get this!! loledit: and don´t pretend you´d be any harder to get!!! kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 Originally posted by tastey 23 y.o. !! i mean get this!! loledit: and don´t pretend you´d be any harder to get!!! kidding funnyyy:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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