SuGaRNSpIcE Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 HE SAID-SHE SAID He said . .. ......I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . .. .... You wear pants don't you? He said . .. .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . .. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said . .. ......... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . .. .........Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . .. .... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said . .. .... I would but you're never there. He said . .. .... Why did the man cross the road? She said . .. .... He heard the chicken was a slut. He said . .. .... Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said ... .... . They don't have time He said . .. .... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said .......... . . We don't know; it has never happened. He said . .. .... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking? She said ........ They already have boyfriends. She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night? He said . ... A widow. He said . ... .... Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . .. .... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Originally posted by sugarnspice69 HE SAID-SHE SAID He said . .. ......I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . .. .... You wear pants don't you? He said . .. .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . .. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said . .. ......... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . .. .........Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . .. .... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said . .. .... I would but you're never there. He said . .. .... Why did the man cross the road? She said . .. .... He heard the chicken was a slut. He said . .. .... Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said ... .... . They don't have time He said . .. .... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said .......... . . We don't know; it has never happened. He said . .. .... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking? She said ........ They already have boyfriends. She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night? He said . ... A widow. He said . ... .... Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . .. .... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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