SuGaRNSpIcE Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe." She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank." He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot."She opens the safe, and he says, "Now take one of the bottles and drink it." After she opens the bottle and drinks it, he takes off his mask and the woman realizes the robber is her husband. He says, "Now you see? It's not so difficult, is it?" :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 :laugh: That's just mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted November 11 Author Report Share Posted November 11 i know but i thought the guys would appreciate it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpyrate Posted November 11 Report Share Posted November 11 A girl and a guy are waiting in a hospital. The guy asks what she is doing there. So she says "I'm donating blood, they give me 5$ for it."He says "That's it? I'm donating sperm and I get 30$"So about six months go by and he goes back and finds the same woman there. He asks, "Donating blood?"She responds, "Mm, mm" :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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