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xlr8ted Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 I hear ya, got a family x-mas party @ 2pm... I hate going to these.. Just going to sit in the corner w/ my cousins and get light up, tell em' what I really feel, kick the tree over and take off..Went to F1 in Braintree last night, those fuking cars fly. Oh and DJ bRother Cleave was tearing it up, TracksJimmi Hendrix / Rob BaSE mix "it takes 2"cLeave cougin into the mic/ Ton loc wild thing mixFuckin sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fouroneone Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclefester401 Posted December 13 Author Report Share Posted December 13 Work is sooooooo sssssiiiiiiiicccccccckkkkkkk right now! I got in about a 1/2 hour late, and I've only had 1 person walk through the door. I think I'm going to the car wash when I take my lunch break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fouroneone Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 411 what up bro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fouroneone Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 not much:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 Would you vote dee into the Gauntlet over Laterian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fouroneone Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 saturday does suck balls thoughbroke up with my gf of 2 1/2 years last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclefester401 Posted December 13 Author Report Share Posted December 13 Originally posted by fouroneone broke up with my gf of 2 1/2 years last night Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fouroneone Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 :eek: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclefester401 Posted December 13 Author Report Share Posted December 13 Originally posted by fouroneone her and her family are in this cult-ish church, whose members are not supposed to date "outsiders" so that put a bit of pressure on us I went to a high school filled with people that went to a church like that. Threy were pretty extreme in their beliefs. They couldn't have tv's, go to dances, have premarital sex (not that any religion really condones this, but they paid attention to that rule), and the average number of children per family was about 10-12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fouroneone Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 ,anyway......its noon on saturday, and i've got the epic cheese trance blasting to cheer me up:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fouroneone Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 Where the hell is SUPA?, i need a laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 I used to a date a girl who was Nazerene(is that a religon?) anyways her fuckin parents gave a certain percent of the income to the church, and swore up and down that thier pastor was a saint and did whatever he said.. I'm catholic but don't practice,unless i'm going to get a handjob, then i'm a saint.. So anyways... She used to teach Sunday school and ask me to come and help every once in a while, and since she has a pussy, i had to to things I didn't want to do. I would go in on no sleep, srill drunk and fall alseep in one of those little desks.. It sucked. So come to find out the Pastor was arested for jerking off in his car on a side street in Hull Ma... religons are crazy. All I have to say to her parents is, you could have paid me alot less and I was jerking off on your daughter in the next room over./ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fouroneone Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 :laugh: :laugh: editNow that i'm free, where's Rachel at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 Seems like her parents have a lot of say in what she does, it would be tuff on any guy.. Did you tell her parents that your a member of CP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fouroneone Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 yes, and they knew about sexybabyd and disapproved of her immoral lifestyle, even all the way from florida!!!!! that was a big slip up on my part:laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fouroneone Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 gonna go grab a bite to eat. brb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclefester401 Posted December 13 Author Report Share Posted December 13 Originally posted by xlr8ted I I'm catholic but don't practice, I was at a friend's house Christmas Eve a couple of years ago. His Mother is Catholic and his Father is a Protestant(sp). We were hanging out bullshitting and his Father asked me what I was. I told him "I was raised Catholic". Then he said "so you're an Atheist", after laughing uncontrolably for about 10 minutes I told him that I was. Do many Catholics practice their religion after they're old enough to decide they don't want to go to church anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclefester401 Posted December 13 Author Report Share Posted December 13 I copied and pasted this whole thing from somebodies site. Read the whole thing if you need a good laugh.----------------------------------------------------------------------------------This was posted to the somethingawful forums, by Interlude, I thought more people should see it.This conversation is real. It took place over AOL Instant Messenger. Only the names have been changed to protect starcrftmaniac and PunkgirlAngl, I mean, the innocent.Girl: HiBoy: helloBoy: who is this?Girl: just a someone?Boy: A someone I know?Girl: nopeBoy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?Girl: well sorrrrrryGirl: I just wanted to chat with youBoy: why?Girl: nevermind your an assholeBoy: Hey wait a minuteGirl: yes?Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoidGirl: paranoid?Boy: yesGirl: of what?Girl: me?Boy: No. I'm in hiding.Girl: LOLBoy: Don't fucking laugh at me!Boy: This shit is serious!Girl: What are you hiding from?Boy: The cops.Girl: gimme a fucking breakBoy: I'm serious.Girl: I don't get itBoy: The cops are after me.Girl: For what?Boy: I'm wanted in three statesGirl: For???Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.Boy: I had sex with a turkey.Boy: Hello?Girl: You are fucking sick.Boy: Send me your picture.Girl: why?Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.Girl: One of what?Boy: The cops.Girl: I'm not a cop i told youBoy: Then send me your picture.Girl: hold onBoy: Hurry up.Boy: Are you there?Boy: fuck you, cop!Girl: Hey sorryGirl: I had to do something for my mom.Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.Boy: Weren't you!?Girl: thats not itBoy: Then what?Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not prettyBoy: Most cops aren'tGirl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!Boy: Then send me the picture.Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?Boy: Just send it through here.Girl: alright *PIC*Girl: Did you get it?Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.Girl: That was me back in mayGirl: I've lost weight since then.Boy: I hope soGirl: what?!?Girl: that hurt my feelings.Boy: Did it?Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?Girl: yesBoy: Alright let me find it.Girl: kksBoy: Okay here it is. *PIC*Girl: this isn't you.Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!Girl: You don't look like that.Boy: How the hell do you know?Girl: cause your profile has another picture.Boy: The profile pic is a fake.Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lolBoy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.Girl: Go fuck yourselfBoy: I was going to until I saw that pictureBoy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.Girl: you hurt me.Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!Boy: Why would I do that?Girl: I can't believe that cops are after youBoy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..Girl: FUC YOU!!!Boy: You'd break both of his legs.Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole.Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weightGirl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know meBoy: Ok. I'm sorry.Girl: No you aren'tBoy: You're right. I'm not.Boy: HAARRRRR!Girl: I'm done with youBoy: Aww. I'm sorry.Girl: I'm putting you on ignoreBoy: Wait a secBoy: We got off on the wrong foot.Boy: Wanna start over?Girl: NoBoy: I'll eat your pussyGirl: You'll what?Boy: You heard me.Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my pictureBoy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yesBoy: Well I'm not like most men.Boy: I get excited in different ways.Girl: Like what?Boy: Do you really wanna know?Girl: I don't knowBoy: You have to tell me yes or no.Girl: I'm afraid toBoy: Why?Girl: causeBoy: cause why?Girl: well lets seeGirl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me utGirl: doesn't that seem strange to you?Boy: NopeGirl: well its strange to meBoy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me toGirl: I didn't say thatBoy: So is that a yes?Girl: I guess so.Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.Boy: Are you willing?Girl: What do you need me to do?Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.Girl: ???Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"Boy: ok?Boy: Hello?Girl: You can't be seriousBoy: Oh yes I am!Boy: It's my fantasy.Girl: this is retardedBoy: Do you want it or not?Girl: Yes I want it.Boy: Then you'll do it for me?Girl: sureBoy: Ok. Here we go.Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against themBoy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.Girl: mmmm yeahBoy: uh oh ...going limp.Girl: HarBoy: You gotta do better than that!Boy: Your picture was really bad.Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRBoy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.Girl: mmmmmm you are goodBoy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harderBoy: going limpGirl: HARRRRRRRBoy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.Boy: going limpGirl: this is stupidBoy: ...still limpBoy: Do it!Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRRBoy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.Girl: WTF?!?!?Boy: They stink really bad.Girl: OMG STOP!!!Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly assBoy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.Boy: I ram it up your ass.Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...Boy: I kick you in the face!Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...Boy: Your parrot flys away.Boy: ...going limp again.Boy: Hello?Boy: Say it!Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fouroneone Posted December 13 Report Share Posted December 13 VictimX_27: Hi there! cheesedog: HEYA! VictimX_27: What u up 2? cheesedog: Nice English. cheesedog: Did you learn that on the short bus? VictimX_27: Get fucked cheesedog: I'm just joking relax VictimX_27: cheesedog: What's your name? VictimX_27: Whats yours? cheesedog: I asked you first. VictimX_27: I asked you second cheesedog: Did I time just warp to middle school? VictimX_27: huh cheesedog: Never mind. My name is Johnny cheesedog: Johnny Cheesedog VictimX_27: Thats not your real name cheesedog: Why isn't that my real name? VictimX_27: No one has the name Cheesedog as a last name cheesedog: Well I do. Whats wrong with it? VictimX_27: Nothin i suppose VictimX_27: Is that your real pic in that av? cheesedog: Yes it is VictimX_27: Very handsome cheesedog: Thanks VictimX_27: You kinda look like eminem cheesedog: Fuck you. VictimX_27: HEY! I meant that in a good way VictimX_27: I think eminem is hot! cheesedog: Oh. You think I'm hot? VictimX_27: Yeah cheesedog: What do you look like? cheesedog: Do you have a pic? VictimX_27: I don't show my picture to anyone cheesedog: Why not? VictimX_27: Cause I'm ugly cheesedog: I won't make fun of you VictimX_27: Its not that. I just don't like my looks cheesedog: So you have no self-esteem, huh? cheesedog: Is that what you're saying? VictimX_27: I just don't think I'm pretty cheesedog: Let me be the judge of that. VictimX_27: Nahhh cheesedog: Then describe yourself. VictimX_27: Why do u wanna know what I look like? cheesedog: Because I think you're nice cheesedog: I want to picture you in my head while I'm talking to you. VictimX_27: LMAO!! You don't want 2 picture me. Trust me cheesedog: Why not? VictimX_27: I told you. I'm ugly. cheesedog: Well... I think you're beautiful on the inside. VictimX_27: You don't even know me cheesedog: I'm a pretty good judge of character VictimX_27: Then why do u need 2 see me? cheesedog: I just wanted to know thats all cheesedog: If you aren't comfortable with it... thats fine. VictimX_27: You don't understand cheesedog: Is it that bad? VictimX_27: YESSSSS cheesedog: Ok then. I'm gonna picture you as Weezy from the Jeffersons. cheesedog: She is the bomb! cheesedog: She makes me hot just thinking about her! VictimX_27: Wheezy? cheesedog: Yep. Weezy. VictimX_27: Who is that? cheesedog: George's wife. VictimX_27: Who is george cheesedog: George Jefferson. From the Jeffersons. cheesedog: Are you fucking deaf? VictimX_27: Who are the Jeffersons? cheesedog: Oh lord. Here we go VictimX_27: wut? cheesedog: You don't know who the Jeffersons are? VictimX_27: Should I? cheesedog: Yes. VictimX_27: Well I don't. cheesedog: FISH DONT FRY IN THE KITCHEN! BEANS DONT BURN ON THE GREEEELL... VictimX_27: huhhh? cheesedog: TOOK A WHOOOOLE LOTTA LU UH VINNNN. JUST TO GET UP THAT HEEEELL VictimX_27: Wut the hell are you saying? cheesedog: Hold on a second cheesedog: Here you go. *PIC* VictimX_27: Thats her? cheesedog: Yep VictimX_27: I don't look anything like that cheesedog: SHUT UP! You're ruining my fantasy! VictimX_27: LOL. You're funny. cheesedog: What's funny? VictimX_27: u r cheesedog: I'm glad I entertain you VictimX_27: me 2 cheesedog: So if you don't look like Weezy, what do you look like? VictimX_27: u don't give up do u? cheesedog: Never VictimX_27: I'm the exact opposite of her cheesedog: ??? VictimX_27: I'm very white cheesedog: Thats cool, my white anti-soul sista' VictimX_27: LOL cheesedog: I can dig white chicks too, I guess. VictimX_27: I'm whiter than most cheesedog: really? VictimX_27: I'm an albino cheesedog: a what? VictimX_27: u don't know what that is? cheesedog: I've heard the word before VictimX_27: I have no pigment in my skin, eyes or hair VictimX_27: So I'm all white cheesedog: This is bullshit VictimX_27: I'm serious! VictimX_27: You've never seen an albino before? cheesedog: No. Where do they live? Albinia? VictimX_27: No, we live all over. cheesedog: Then how come I've never seen any VictimX_27: Lucky I suppose cheesedog: Send me your picture. I wanna know what an albino looks like. VictimX_27: I'll send you a picture of one but not me cheesedog: Ok VictimX_27: Here u go *PIC* cheesedog: Whoa. Thats freaky VictimX_27: See why I don't send my picture out? cheesedog: there's nothing wrong with it. cheesedog: It doesn't make you ugly cheesedog: This chick is kind of hot actually. VictimX_27: Thank u cheesedog: No problem cheesedog: Her, not you. I don't know what you look like. VictimX_27: Are you gonna be on in 3 hours? cheesedog: Yes VictimX_27: I have to go to the mall with my sister VictimX_27: Will you be here when I get back? cheesedog: Sure. Then I'll sex you up. VictimX_27: Gee thanks. LOL cheesedog: I'm serious VictimX_27: We'll see. cheesedog: Yes we will. VictimX_27: Bye for now! cheesedog: Make sure you wear some sunscreen. VictimX_27: About 3 hours later... VictimX_27: HEY! cheesedog: Hello there VictimX_27: I'm back cheesedog: Have fun at the mall? VictimX_27: Yeah. I got some new shoes cheesedog: Interesting VictimX_27: Not really. Just shoes cheesedog: You ready to be sexed up now? VictimX_27: LOL cheesedog: Is that a yes? VictimX_27: Could be VictimX_27: cheesedog: HOT DAMN! cheesedog: I gently suck your nipples cheesedog: I feel them get hard then I jam my hand down your.. VictimX_27: WOAH! Slow down cowboy cheesedog: Why? VictimX_27: I'm not just gonna cyber with you if thats all you want cheesedog: What do you mean? VictimX_27: You're not going to ignore me later are you? cheesedog: Of course not. cheesedog: I like you. VictimX_27: I don't even know how old you are. cheesedog: I'm 27. Now.... cheesedog: I gently massage your breasts with my rough hands cheesedog: I roll your nipples between my fingers VictimX_27: WAIT! cheesedog: They get hard again... what? VictimX_27: Don't you wanna know anything about me first? VictimX_27: Like what I like? cheesedog: Oh yeah. Sure. Hurry up. VictimX_27: That didn't sound convincing. cheesedog: YES I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW!!! VictimX_27: Now u r being a smartass VictimX_27: Just give me a minute cheesedog: ok VictimX_27: I'm back cheesedog: np VictimX_27: thank you cheesedog: So what do you like? VictimX_27: Ummmm being licked cheesedog: Where? VictimX_27: Everywhere cheesedog: Any place in particular? VictimX_27: uhhh yeah cheesedog: tell me VictimX_27: on my clit cheesedog: OK! cheesedog: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN! VictimX_27: I also like being done from behind cheesedog: Ooooooohhhh. cheesedog: Ok. Check this out. cheesedog: We're in an abandoned building. cheesedog: No one is around. Its all quiet. VictimX_27: Uh huh cheesedog: I gently unbutton your pants and slide my hand across your clit cheesedog: You get all warm and juicy. cheesedog: I slip your panties down and continue to massage your pussy VictimX_27: oooohh mmmm cheesedog: I place my mouth on your pussy as I eat you from behind cheesedog: I wiggle my tounge around across your moist hole VictimX_27: yessss cheesedog: I cover your ears with my hands as I eat you. cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back. cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs* VictimX_27: ??? cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!! cheesedog: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!! cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap.... VictimX_27: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!! cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look out!! cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in! VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny! cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT! cheesedog: **puts you in the containment area** cheesedog: Slimer is in there too.. VictimX_27: YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE! cheesedog: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP! cheesedog: Now...Slimer sticks his green, slimey cock in your pigmentless ass. cheesedog: **HE SLIMES YOU!** VictimX_27: Never talk to me again! cheesedog: He cums all over your hair... but no one notices cause its the same color VictimX_27: FUCK YOUUUU cheesedog: He eats a powdered donut! VictimX_27: SHUT UP AND FUCK YOUUUU!!!!! cheesedog: No wait! It was your hand, you scary, white whore! VictimX_27: LEAVE ME ALONE!!! cheesedog: Chill out, Casper. You're trapped, I said. cheesedog: Slimer goes to lick your clit. cheesedog: But there is already slime on your it!! cheesedog: Slimer thinks you are a cheater and gets jealous!! cheesedog: HE RIPS YOUR WHITE TITS OFF! VictimX_27: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! cheesedog: **Plays volleyball with them** VictimX_27: USER HAS LOGGED OUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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