shlonger Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 I am going to Cancun for Spring Break to find a wife. Starring none other than Tommy. Also starring, Michelle A., Michelle B., Michelle C., Michelle D., Michelle E.,..., Michelle Z.Its the first time in my life that people from the Dakotas have a reason to rip on me. What to do, what to do? I'm changing my NJ drivers license to an international one. I'm gonna grow dreads and become a Rastafarian and blend in with the locals down here. Time to go throw on some Reggea and practice the accent. Shut your bombaclot you ras clot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 talk about a blast from the past............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyckitty69 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 is u'r shlong really longer? the nj section is way funnier than the ny section.u'r threads are addictive.and u guys don't have k-smooth.lucky uOriginally posted by shlonger I am going to Cancun for Spring Break to find a wife. Starring none other than Tommy. Also starring, Michelle A., Michelle B., Michelle C., Michelle D., Michelle E.,..., Michelle Z.Its the first time in my life that people from the Dakotas have a reason to rip on me. What to do, what to do? I'm changing my NJ drivers license to an international one. I'm gonna grow dreads and become a Rastafarian and blend in with the locals down here. Time to go throw on some Reggea and practice the accent. Shut your bombaclot you ras clot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kostaP Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by nyckitty69 is u'r shlong really longer? the nj section is way funnier than the ny section.u'r threads are addictive.and u guys don't have k-smooth.lucky u your from astoria....are you greek??If yes do you take it in the ass?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped2shreds Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 How do you seperate the men from the boys in Greece?With a crowbar!!budompisssshhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani672 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 EYAS:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awd20t Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by nyckitty69 is u'r shlong really longer? the nj section is way funnier than the ny section.u'r threads are addictive.and u guys don't have k-smooth.lucky u K-Smooth LOL! They call me k-smooth cause I'm smooth with the ladies:biggun: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyckitty69 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 no, i'm not greek, but i can easily pass for one here. all i need to do is learn greek which i am doing. they're pretty hot i must say.i had that before, it was painful cuz the guy i was with was ummmm..."shlonger" and bigger. but it does feel good i will admit.Originally posted by kostaP your from astoria....are you greek??If yes do you take it in the ass?? k-smooth..what a joke. jersey please take him away from nyc.we don't want him. i wonder how many women he has been with, if the number is greater than zero, they were imaginary.hey, isn't the moo from jersey?.. u know the guy from the washington post article? i think he has a little more dignity than k-smooth though.Originally posted by awd20t K-Smooth LOL! They call me k-smooth cause I'm smooth with the ladies:biggun: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted January 11 Author Report Share Posted January 11 Originally posted by nyckitty69 i had that before, it was painful cuz the guy i was with was ummmm..."shlonger" and bigger. but it does feel good i will admit. How come I don't remember that? We should try it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyckitty69 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 all right, then i can find out if u really are shlonger.Originally posted by shlonger How come I don't remember that? We should try it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 look who came out to play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted January 12 Author Report Share Posted January 12 Originally posted by dogekid look who came out to play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmbrb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogekid Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Originally posted by shlonger how's life on the run sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 brb again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted January 12 Author Report Share Posted January 12 sunny and hot. maintain a nice tan year round. getting more ripped. picked up boxing, and fight amateur fights in miami every 3 months. remember the end of shawshank where red meets up with Tim Robbins? that's what it looks like from here; except with no boat, and more "canadians". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Originally posted by shlonger sunny and hot. maintain a nice tan year round. getting more ripped. picked up boxing, and fight amateur fights in miami every 3 months. remember the end of shawshank where red meets up with Tim Robbins? that's what it looks like from here; except with no boat, and more "canadians". awesome, bro...I just got back from sailing with the Vikings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted January 12 Author Report Share Posted January 12 yea, sounds exciting. are u scandinavian too, or did u just meet them at a local bar? so which countries have u and your viking friends pillaged? were u met with any resistance? sounds more fun than studying medicine. i see your cat's a viking too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunnie818 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Well, well, wellLook who's back :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted October 8 Report Share Posted October 8 At Least Shlonger Didn't Kill Seaside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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