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Does anyone on here really listen to hip-hop? No one really contributes cept a few... I usually have a lot of shit but I'm not gunna give out all my shit or what tracks are hot without no one else hookin me up.... yeh thats right I'm fuckin selfish!

So whats the deal?

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Originally posted by origskeemr

Does anyone on here really listen to hip-hop? No one really contributes cept a few... I usually have a lot of shit but I'm not gunna give out all my shit or what tracks are hot without no one else hookin me up.... yeh thats right I'm fuckin selfish!

So whats the deal?

Aight... here's a little something for ya......I think this one is fairly new......

Aa'it stop whatcha doin' cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style

that ya used to. I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money so listen up

world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round, I'm the new fool in

town and my sound's laid down by tha Underground. I drink up all the

Hennessee ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself. My name

is Humpty, pronounced with an umpty. Oh ladies oh how I like to

frumpty, and to the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bumpty.

I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall

when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme I like my beef funky. I'm

spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

I'm sick with this. Straight gangsta mack. But sometimes I get

ridiculous. I eat up all tha crackers and tha licorace. Hey yo fat

girl commere are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me I'm

skinny. It never stopped me from gettin' busy. I'm a freak. I like

the girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't

faze me. I'm still gettin' in tha girls pants and I even got my own

dance.

(chorus)

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do tha hump. Ohh do me baby. Do the

Humpty Hump. Ohh ohh do me baby. Do the Humpty Hump. Do ya know what

were doin'? Were doin' the Humpty Hump yall. Watch me do the Humpty

Hump. Just keep on doin' tha Hump.

People say "yo, Humpty you're really funny lookin'" That's aaiit 'cause

my body's in motion. You stare, you glare, you try to compare me, but

ya can't get near me. I'm on the floor, bein' at the bars and see all

the ladies adore me. Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere 'cause in

the 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear. My nose is big. Uh uh I'm

not ashamed, big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid. I'm gettin'

laid by the ladies, you know I'm in charge. Note how I'm livin' and my

nose is large. I get stupid. I shoot an arrow like cupid. I use a

word that don't mean nuttin' like loopded. I sang in Dowhatchalike and

if ya missed it. I'm the one that said "just grab 'em in tha biskets".

I also told you that I like to bite well yeah, I guess that's obvious I

also like to write. All ya have ta do is give Humpty a chance and now

I'm gonna do my dance.

(chorus)

Oh yeah, that's the breaks. Let me get a little of this base groove

right here. A dooreaar dooreah dooreaar dooreah. Ah yeah, now I told

y'all a little about myself, lemme tell y'all a little about this dance.

It's real easy to do, check it out. First I limp to tha sounds like my

legs is broken, shakin' and twitchen' kinda like I was smokin' crazy

whack funky. People say you look like MC Hammer on crack Humpty.

That's aaiit 'cause my body's in motion. It's supposed to look like a

fit or a commotion. Anyone can play this game. It's my dance y'all

Humpty Hump's my name. No two people will do it the same, ya got it

down, when you appear to be in pain. Humpin' funkin' jumpin' gig around

shakin' your rump and when a dude or chump ups and points a finger like

a stump you tell him to step off I'm doin' the hump.

(chorus)

(add Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump)

(add Samoans do the Humpty Hump)

Let's get stupid (gimme the music, do the Humpty Hump)

And to all the ladies, peace and Humptiness forever.

:hat:

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Originally posted by poohjn1

The CP ftp server will be up by this weekend, by invite only. It will have over 200 Gigs of media, I have an idea who's def in, and they can reccomend people. We can make this into the ultimate mp3 pool. More details in a few days.

:aright::aright:

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Originally posted by origskeemr

Does anyone on here really listen to hip-hop? No one really contributes cept a few... I usually have a lot of shit but I'm not gunna give out all my shit or what tracks are hot without no one else hookin me up.... yeh thats right I'm fuckin selfish!

So whats the deal?

Alright, stupid question but how can I send you something I've already downloaded through AOL IM? Or is there a better way?

Thanks,

The Computer Whiz

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Originally posted by nomembername

Alright, stupid question but how can I send you something I've already downloaded through AOL IM? Or is there a better way?

Thanks,

The Computer Whiz

lol I dont know either so thats why I only post tracks and shit... If people e-mail me to trade tracks I send them to my boy Skeemr4 cause whateva I have he has and vice versa. I'm learning and shit still.

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