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SPEAKING OF SHORE HOUSES...I JUST FOUND THIS LETTER TODAY

DEAR TOM,

ATTACHED PLEASE FIND A LIST OF ITEMS THAT NEEDED TO BE DEDUCTED FROM YOUR SECURITY DEPOSIT FOR STAYING AT OUR CONDO AT 202 CARTERET AVE. #5

-FRONT WINDOW BROKEN

-4BROKEN SCREENS

-FAMILY ROOM RUG DAMAGED AND NOT ABLE TO BE CLEANED

-3 BROKEN BLINDS

-PAINTER TO REPAIR DAMAGED WALLS

-FINED BY HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION FOR NOT RECYCLING

-KEY'S NOT RETURNED-LOCKS REPLACED

-EXCESSIVE CLEANING CHARGE FROM CLEANING COMPANY

-1 RUNNER AND 3 RUGS NOT ABLE TO BE CLEANED

-MISSING LINENS AND TOWELS

-UPSTAIRS SHOWER DAMAGED AND WATER DAMAGE FROM FLOOR TILES TO THE CEILING BELOW, ALL NEEDED TO BE REPAIRED AND PAINTED

-ELECTRIC BILL EXCEEDED $100 A MONTH

-7 DRESSERS DAMAGED AND BURNT FROM CIGARETTES

-SCRATCHES ON ALL FURNITURE FROM MOVING FROM ROOM TO ROOM

-4 DENTS IN NEW FRONT DOOR

-SINK CLOGGED FROM BROKEN GLASS

-KITCHEN SPRAYER BROKEN

-NEW REFRIDGERATOR DOOR HANDLE BROKEN AND DENTS ALL OVER SIDES OF UNIT AND FREEZER

-KITCHEN SINK DENTED

-NEW HEADBOARD CHIPPED

-ROCKING CHAIR UPSTAIRS TORN IN 2

-8 FLOOR TILES REPLACED

-DISPOSE OF ALL ITEMS LEFT BEHIND INCLUDING GAS GRILL

-REPAIR TO WINDOW WITH A.C. UNIT THAT YOU INSTALLED

-ETC........

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Originally posted by MrCHOOPA2u

For the first time in 8 years .... i am moving 16 exits north to Belamr this summer.

I guess this means no more raiding your fridge for beers, huh Choopie? That's ok, I'm considering Ortley

I'M GONNA RIPPPP ITTTTT SSICCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by tommytempts

SPEAKING OF SHORE HOUSES...I JUST FOUND THIS LETTER TODAY

DEAR TOM,

ATTACHED PLEASE FIND A LIST OF ITEMS THAT NEEDED TO BE DEDUCTED FROM YOUR SECURITY DEPOSIT FOR STAYING AT OUR CONDO AT 202 CARTERET AVE. #5

-FRONT WINDOW BROKEN

-4BROKEN SCREENS

-FAMILY ROOM RUG DAMAGED AND NOT ABLE TO BE CLEANED

-3 BROKEN BLINDS

-PAINTER TO REPAIR DAMAGED WALLS

-FINED BY HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION FOR NOT RECYCLING

-KEY'S NOT RETURNED-LOCKS REPLACED

-EXCESSIVE CLEANING CHARGE FROM CLEANING COMPANY

-1 RUNNER AND 3 RUGS NOT ABLE TO BE CLEANED

-MISSING LINENS AND TOWELS

-UPSTAIRS SHOWER DAMAGED AND WATER DAMAGE FROM FLOOR TILES TO THE CEILING BELOW, ALL NEEDED TO BE REPAIRED AND PAINTED

-ELECTRIC BILL EXCEEDED $100 A MONTH

-7 DRESSERS DAMAGED AND BURNT FROM CIGARETTES

-SCRATCHES ON ALL FURNITURE FROM MOVING FROM ROOM TO ROOM

-4 DENTS IN NEW FRONT DOOR

-SINK CLOGGED FROM BROKEN GLASS

-KITCHEN SPRAYER BROKEN

-NEW REFRIDGERATOR DOOR HANDLE BROKEN AND DENTS ALL OVER SIDES OF UNIT AND FREEZER

-KITCHEN SINK DENTED

-NEW HEADBOARD CHIPPED

-ROCKING CHAIR UPSTAIRS TORN IN 2

-8 FLOOR TILES REPLACED

-DISPOSE OF ALL ITEMS LEFT BEHIND INCLUDING GAS GRILL

-REPAIR TO WINDOW WITH A.C. UNIT THAT YOU INSTALLED

-ETC........

hahaha rocking chair torn in two

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