ketosis Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 So okay, I pick up this Vassar chick at Deep...hot number, big tits, great legs, this chick was a little hardbody-and so I buy her a couple of champagne kirs and she's in the city on spring break or some bullshit and she's practically blowing me in the vip area and so I take her back to my place. so we're back at my place and listen to this. She's had enough champagne by now to get a fucking rhino tipsy, and get this This is a Vassar girl. She's not from Queens. She would only-are you ready? She would only give me a handjob, and get this...she kept her glove on. Cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombshell143 Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 U WERE UGLY BUT U STILL INTRIGUED HER. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djlilcee Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 that was a shemale:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped2shreds Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 shut the fuck up..............that was one of the fags you took home from crobar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housedog Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 She kept her glove on. Maybe from the time you left the club to the time you got to your place, she had a chance to sober up. I think you should of stayed in the club maybe she would of blown you there. Originally posted by ketosis She would only give me a handjob, and get this...she kept her glove on. Cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 I call bullshit on this story. My cousin went to Vassar and I visited him up there several time to go to a couple of parties and hang out. I can attest that there are no girls on that campus that fit said description:"hot number, big tits, great legs, this chick was a little hardbody" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 that's why you should never pick up women with a mustache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped2shreds Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 This story is true, me and Tupac were hanging out with ketosis, but then Biggie called and we left ketosis at his place with that mahwhore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Originally posted by ripped2shreds This story is true, me and Tupac were hanging out with ketosis, but then Biggie called and we left ketosis at his place with that mahwhore I think I saw you last night, bro...I was walking around Crobar with Mother Teresa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Originally posted by sex0nthebeach that's why you should never pick up women with a mustache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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