Bling Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Ok, so im standing in line at the local Kinko's, which btw sucks.. they have literally like 2 people workin there so i have to stand at the empty register for 15 min.so this hot and i mean drop dead gorgeous chica comes up behind me she wants to use the pcs to scan some stuff. (damn she was fine.. latina girl.. a bit young i would say 17-18 ) but dyam. so of course i say hi and we start talking. she sees my hernan autograph and she asks if i like techo (wtf people who dont know shit about electrronic music always refer to it as techno) I HATE TECHNO U ALL KNOW THAT anyways, we start bullshititing (btw she is wearing this tight white top with hip hugger jeans (she fills out the top nicely ) and got a nice culo we talk about the superbowl what shes doin. but pussy that i am i didnt ask for her number. #$%#$%4. didnt matter cuz she left and she left with im assuming her boyfriend and 3 other guys........did i say she was fine........ oh god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobe2003 Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 OMFG . . . you died . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 u have no ideaay chihuaua Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arturob Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 LOL! he died... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 where were u last nite sir?? hernan tore the roof off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echoesofdusk Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 bling, next time ask for it man.. doesnt hurt to ask.. trust me ive made that mistake plenty of times before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Originally posted by echoesofdusk bling, next time ask for it man.. doesnt hurt to ask.. trust me ive made that mistake plenty of times before. tru dat!bro, the worst she can say it's no...so no big deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arturob Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Originally posted by Bling where were u last nite sir?? hernan tore the roof off hehe. i was sleeping! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbalou Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 Originally posted by Bling Ok, so im standing in line at the local Kinko's, which btw sucks.. they have literally like 2 people workin there so i have to stand at the empty register for 15 min.so this hot and i mean drop dead gorgeous chica comes up behind me she wants to use the pcs to scan some stuff. (damn she was fine.. latina girl.. a bit young i would say 17-18 ) but dyam. so of course i say hi and we start talking. she sees my hernan autograph and she asks if i like techo (wtf people who dont know shit about electrronic music always refer to it as techno) I HATE TECHNO U ALL KNOW THAT anyways, we start bullshititing (btw she is wearing this tight white top with hip hugger jeans (she fills out the top nicely ) and got a nice culo we talk about the superbowl what shes doin. but pussy that i am i didnt ask for her number. #$%#$%4. didnt matter cuz she left and she left with im assuming her boyfriend and 3 other guys........did i say she was fine........ oh god hahahahahahaha....so you went home and wanked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southof5th Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 this wouldn't have happened had she knows she was talking to THE bling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted February 2 Author Report Share Posted February 2 Originally posted by southof5th this wouldn't have happened had she knows she was talking to THE bling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 Bling the hopeless cassanova! You should've kissed her right there on the spot...just like that, a suprise juicy one with bite and everything...try that next time...ps. next time, invite her to a picnic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted February 2 Author Report Share Posted February 2 Originally posted by funketeer Bling the hopeless cassanova! You should've kissed her right there on the spot...just like that, a suprise juicy one with bite and everything...try that next time...ps. next time, invite her to a picnic should i offer her the kilbasa ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotuorlando Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 Bling you should've just gone straight for the crotch.............. works every time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 Originally posted by Bling should i offer her the kilbasa ? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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