pattbateman Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Coming-out day for conservativesBy Valerie RichardsonTHE WASHINGTON TIMES BOULDER, Colo. — A few years ago, Jeff O'Holleran said he began to realize that he was different from the other boys he knew. "I started having certain thoughts," said Mr. O'Holleran, 19, a student at the University of Colorado (CU). "I would go out into my mom's car, turn it on auxiliary and listen to Rush Limbaugh." Yesterday, he said, it was time to come out of the closet. In the middle of a crowded university dining area, he took to the podium and announced, "I'm Jeff, and I'm a conservative." His tongue-in-cheek revelation came during yesterday's "Conservative Coming-Out Day," an event sponsored by the College Republicans that combined a mischievous sense of humor with a serious message on academic bias. "We have some of the best professors in the world here at CU, but some of them are here to indoctrinate us," said Brad Jones, College Republicans chairman. "What we're talking about is diversity of thought, and a lot of professors don't believe in [that]." The event kicked off the club's "Conservative Coming Out Month," which will feature conservative speakers and intends to fuel a statewide conservative assault on liberal bias in academia. Colorado became ground zero for a nationwide debate last summer when conservative writer David Horowitz met with Republican Gov. Bill Owens and other top Republican leaders to promote his Academic Bill of Rights, an eight-point manifesto that seeks to eliminate political bias in university hiring and grading. Opponents called it an attempt to enact quotas for conservatives, a charge that Mr. Horowitz adamantly denies. The state General Assembly is considering a bill that would prohibit professors from discriminating against students based on their political and religious beliefs. "It's a professorial-abuse bill," said Republican state Rep. Shawn Mitchell, the bill's sponsor. "It's to cover those cases where a professor crosses the line and bullies students." The bill's critics say it would discourage faculty recruitment and place a chill on classroom discussions. A hearing on the legislation is scheduled for Feb. 18. At the university, known as a hotbed of liberal activism, Republican students said they routinely encounter hostility to their views, sometimes in the classroom, but also among their peers. "I knew I was the one they were talking about when they talk about mean, ugly, vile conservatives," said Casey Parks, a 20-year-old sophomore. "I'm just thankful for the College Republicans for giving us this one day where it's safe to be a Republican in Boulder." The faculty bias is usually more subtle, students said. Mr. O'Holleran said some professors won't discuss their views, but they'll advance their opinions through guest speakers. "They bring in guest speakers and all the guest speakers are liberal, so that the professors aren't the ones saying it," he said. "We're just asking for balance." Mr. Jones said the College Republicans, who number about 600 at a campus of 29,000 students, have established a place on the club's Web site to report professorial indoctrination. "Have you ever taken a test where you knew there was only one right answer? Even though there were really two or three?" Mr. Jones asked. "If you've been in a class where the professor acted inappropriately, report the incidents to our Web site." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marksimons Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 boo hoo crybaby conservatives... oh they're all icky and dithcuthting...when was the last time a conservative got lynched? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiroguy1 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Cue the music...."I'm coming out... I want the world to know... I've got to let it show!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattbateman Posted February 4 Author Report Share Posted February 4 you know its the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marksimons Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 yeah, the conservatives are coming out:yeah man, I'd suck george bush's cock if it means I get a million dollars, 'course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiroguy1 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Originally posted by marksimons yeah, the conservatives are coming out:yeah man, I'd suck george bush's cock if it means I get a million dollars, 'course... :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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marksimons Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 so bateman? what's it for your million dollars? model american life or whatever the fuck the conservative aims are...a load of george bush's semen in your mouth or his hot oily shaft up your asshole?personally I like to see who's fucking me, and be in a position to bite their cock off if the situation turns nasty, then once I've been fucked, admittedly an upleasant experience, at least I've stopped him from being able to fuck up anyone else's life...I bet you like the pleasure of being fucked by someone you can't see, the pain being numbed the by pleasure of that ass-commander-in-chief george bush stimulating you, the easily pleased little bitch you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Originally posted by marksimons so bateman? what's it for your million dollars? model american life or whatever the fuck the conservative aims are...a load of george bush's semen in your mouth or his hot oily shaft up your asshole?personally I like to see who's fucking me, and be in a position to bite their cock off if the situation turns nasty, then once I've been fucked, admittedly an upleasant experience, at least I've stopped him from being able to fuck up anyone else's life...I bet you like the pleasure of being fucked by someone you can't see, the pain being numbed the by pleasure of that ass-commander-in-chief george bush stimulating you, the easily pleased little bitch you are. WTF!!?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattbateman Posted February 4 Author Report Share Posted February 4 see how upset liberals get when they start losing touch of infesting our minds at schools.WOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiroguy1 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Originally posted by marksimons so bateman? what's it for your million dollars? model american life or whatever the fuck the conservative aims are...a load of george bush's semen in your mouth or his hot oily shaft up your asshole?personally I like to see who's fucking me, and be in a position to bite their cock off if the situation turns nasty, then once I've been fucked, admittedly an upleasant experience, at least I've stopped him from being able to fuck up anyone else's life...I bet you like the pleasure of being fucked by someone you can't see, the pain being numbed the by pleasure of that ass-commander-in-chief george bush stimulating you, the easily pleased little bitch you are. I'll agree that pattbatemen is a little bitch but dude... you're freakin everyone out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Originally posted by jamiroguy1 I'll agree that pattbatemen is a little bitch but dude... you're freakin everyone out. guy's this whole anal intrusion thing by mark simmons is scaring me...i dont know what to do, should i close this thread or just let it be??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamiroguy1 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Originally posted by mrmatas2277 guy's this whole anal intrusion thing by mark simmons is scaring me...i dont know what to do, should i close this thread or just let it be??? bwahaahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattbateman Posted February 4 Author Report Share Posted February 4 dont close it on the account that he is a homosexual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattbateman Posted February 4 Author Report Share Posted February 4 and likes to participate in strange gay love acts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marksimons Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 that'll teach me to type stuff stoned...I was just sticking in the coming out theme...perhaps a little dark...you not heard the bill hicks joke where he talks about an ex-girlfirien; "dreaming she ends up in a trailer, with loads of rat egg infested children and a 400lb welder who beats her and the kids, and whilst she's lying there with his bloated body on top of her, his whale like body fucking her and then he has a heat attack and all this mucus, bile and blood come pouring out of his nose and mouth all over her face and she looks over at that point to see me on the today show"or some other american show. you get the point.I just think bush is fucking a lot of stuff, I mean the republicans are going to be dicked too, in the longterm, they're gonna face the consiquences of bush's unrelented fucking of other countries, they environment, the economy, your futures.I was just exploring, in rather literal terms, the two possible ways I imagine conservatives deal with bush.1) they can see that he's fucking things up, but they don't care, they just want a load of his big fat profit that he can help get for the right type of person or business.2) they don't see how he's fucking things up and they get fucked much more for the pleasure of bush. he says sweet things in their ears, has all the right looks and moves, but they don't realise that he's getting all of the good stuff, and they're just gonna be thrown aside once they've outlived their usefullness, if you're not with us your against us. and if you can't help us, we don't need you. if you can't afford it, tough shit.I think bateman falls into catagory two, he doesn't see the whole world for what it is, and, metaphorically, gets dicked by the people he seems to support and agree with. he can't see they're experience pro taking him for a fucking ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siceone Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 dude hate some more you're ridiulous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marksimons Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 hate, this is comic relief right here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igloo Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Originally posted by marksimons that'll teach me to type stuff stoned...I was just sticking in the coming out theme...perhaps a little dark...you not heard the bill hicks joke where he talks about an ex-girlfirien; "dreaming she ends up in a trailer, with loads of rat egg infested children and a 400lb welder who beats her and the kids, and whilst she's lying there with his bloated body on top of her, his whale like body fucking her and then he has a heat attack and all this mucus, bile and blood come pouring out of his nose and mouth all over her face and she looks over at that point to see me on the today show"or some other american show. you get the point.I just think bush is fucking a lot of stuff, I mean the republicans are going to be dicked too, in the longterm, they're gonna face the consiquences of bush's unrelented fucking of other countries, they environment, the economy, your futures.I was just exploring, in rather literal terms, the two possible ways I imagine conservatives deal with bush.1) they can see that he's fucking things up, but they don't care, they just want a load of his big fat profit that he can help get for the right type of person or business.2) they don't see how he's fucking things up and they get fucked much more for the pleasure of bush. he says sweet things in their ears, has all the right looks and moves, but they don't realise that he's getting all of the good stuff, and they're just gonna be thrown aside once they've outlived their usefullness, if you're not with us your against us. and if you can't help us, we don't need you. if you can't afford it, tough shit.I think bateman falls into catagory two, he doesn't see the whole world for what it is, and, metaphorically, gets dicked by the people he seems to support and agree with. he can't see they're experience pro taking him for a fucking ride. jerkoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marksimons Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 surely cocksucker would have been funnier there igloo, given what I said earlier in the thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr mahs Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Originally posted by marksimons so bateman? what's it for your million dollars? model american life or whatever the fuck the conservative aims are...a load of george bush's semen in your mouth or his hot oily shaft up your asshole?personally I like to see who's fucking me, and be in a position to bite their cock off if the situation turns nasty, then once I've been fucked, admittedly an upleasant experience, at least I've stopped him from being able to fuck up anyone else's life...I bet you like the pleasure of being fucked by someone you can't see, the pain being numbed the by pleasure of that ass-commander-in-chief george bush stimulating you, the easily pleased little bitch you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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