thesandman Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Did you go out in NJ last year? See if your a real expert and try to solve these questions.... Multiple choice to make life easy for you....1. Metro Lounge is forced out of existence when Rochelle Park township drastically changes the last call from 3 AM to 1:30AM. Metro Management respond by:A. Closing the doors after a failure to convert to a Karaoke formatB. Loosing all its business to Quincy’s JunkyardC. Keeping the club open and its customers adjust from a 6am closing till 1:30am b/c of loyaltyD. ML2K3’s straw of death takes over the “Flaming Moe’s”E. Reopening a cutting edge restaurant/lounge/happy hour hot spot and raking in 10x the amount of money they did at Metro while shoving the new law up Rochelle Park’s ass2. KostaP scores his first real job with major responsibilities and near six figure income. He shows his new found dream and maturity by:A. Focusing on his new job with a professional attitudeB. Cutting back on his wild nightsC. Giving all ************. Com responsibilities to his partner Axle-a-promoD. Going out 6 nights a week, getting thrown out of diva lounge, starting daily drama on cp, and cutting his sleep time to 4 hours a night.3. Super Club Sound Garden in Lodi capitalizes on Metro Lounges closing by:A. Raiding the Metro Lounge Thursday night resident talentB. Having Andrew Mendez and Shawn Ink as monthly residentsC. Creating a “music lovers” party for Saturday nightsD. Booking the same DJ’s they always book, keeping the same resident, and watching their crowd cut in half due to Circa and lack of creativity.4. MTV airs a 60 minute “True Life: I have a summer share” Premiers on national TV and the show does the followingA. Shows Seaside Club goers as successful, young, businessmen and women who go out to blow off steam and enjoy great musicB. Glorify New Jersey as a great vacation hot spot to enhance its economyC. Showcase Merge and Temptations as unique clubs and premier east coast night spotsD. Follow around some bloated up buffoon who embodies all NJ stereotypes and makes New Jersey residents embarrassed that we even pay our taxes on time.5. Shawn Ink fills in for former Sound Factory Legend Jonathan Peters on Classic night. His three hour set blows away all in attendance. New Jersey promoters who need short set djs respond by:A. Booking him for one of the weekly classic nights at various New Jersey venuesB. Booking him for monthly residencies at New Jersey venuesC. Telling thesandman “hey, that’s a great cd”D. Not one NJ promoter had the common sense to book him since June 03 Metro Lounge6. South Park attempts to save its high ass rent payments by:A. A successful work agreement with Metro for Richie Rydell and new sound systemB. Charging the birthday boy promoter for a non top shelf happy hour after ringing in $18,000 in one nights bar tabs.C. Picking up the much needed "Metro Lounge Fridays" Void left from the SpringD. Hiring a resident DJ who trainwrecks and shows NO knowledge for the business 7. Summer of 03’s rainy weather kills the entire “shore economy.” Club goers respond by:A. Filling into Temps and Merge regardless of the rainB. Going on NJ Guido and posting how siiiick Merge and Temps were with 100 peopleC. Playing Sunday Bingo at the Trop Pub in Belmar and fighting with drunk Irish cops at Jenks.D. We had a summer?8. Nootsy goes from rare poster, to complete post whore of cp. His social life responds with:A. More hot women with the mentality of Paris HiltonB. Candle lit dinners with KostaP and his “hubby” Richie Rydell at Circa 3x a weekC. A list of X girlfriends w/ more issues then PlayboyD. All of the above9. Brian1500’s Budweiser habit grows into:A. Enough bottles to make Jarmenio jealousB. A Bud Bottle sponsorship for his own calendarC. 6 sips to 3 sipsD. A spat with a random in a bathroom for the whole world to watch10. The Legendary Surf Club in Ortley has which of the following happen?A. Best summer since 2000 with Mendez as residentB. Tons of girls wrestling on the beach with their tops offC. Promoting LatinaZ to ManagerD. Not booking local talent and fizzling out b/c no one cares about Tim Deluxe and caring even less that he no showed (hey that shit Just won’t do!)11. The designer drug ecstasy declines from the mainstream club life and is replaced by:A. People who drink water b/c it looks cool and quenches thirst B. The music just takes you over and you can go out sober these daysC. Who needs X when you have Crystal and G?D. X is played, Von Dutch is played, AX is played, and the whole scene sucks.......Fcuk!12. The originators of classics night have Retro Metro at ML with Richie Rydell for the first time with their largest turn out ever.Other NJ clubs respond by:A. Grabbing their balls and having their own new ideas that top Retro MetroB. Holding “rewind” and Classics back to back weekendsC. Throwing Roveen’s lap top in the Hudson RiverD. Copying the best idea in years and watering it down to a point where classics night have become an every day thing b/c 90% of NJ dj’s are scared to play new music and challenge themselves and their audiences.13. Studio 9”opens up” and:A. Fills in where Drama 99 left offB. Hires the same manager of “Bedlam” in Atlantic CityC. Takes up half the web site on Bon Solid’s signatureD. “Wait, did that place open yet or is called "Platnum?”14. KTU’s Beat of New York’s yearly event “Beat Stock” includes the which of the following?A. Tailgate parties with drunk 16 year old girls making out with each otherB. Open use of mushrooms and marijuana C. Keg stands D. Uncle Buc’s liver E. Johnny “the snowman’s” never ending K holeF. Notallthere’s endless heckling of DJ lil CeeG. Sandman’s innocent wedding proposal to a high school senior at her first concertH. Rob Bass’s dedication to the business as he takes time off his UPS route to perform “Joy and Pain”I. The Real Lasgo that never performed at Merge Summer 2002J. The most embarrassing live show to dateK. ALL OF THE ABOVEThe final answer is the correct answer on every question if you didn't figure that out yet.---- About time someone put up an original post on this board. And if you can't take a joke, go fuck yourself.....thesandman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarmenio Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 9. Brian1500’s Budweiser habit grows into:A. Enough bottles to make Jarmenio jealouskey word budweiser, he is a pussy, real men drink ketel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrapturex Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 I thought I had too much time on my hands....LOLGood post though..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firedup Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by xrapturex I thought I had too much time on my hands....LOLGood post though..... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN1500 Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 :laugh: Fucking Big slut. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesandman Posted February 8 Author Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by jarmenio 9. Brian1500’s Budweiser habit grows into:A. Enough bottles to make Jarmenio jealouskey word budweiser, he is a pussy, real men drink ketel Your right, we need to convert the big man to Vodka... I miss drinking beer myself but nothing tops a Kettle/Cran:D armenio is just loving life b/c he made the list and I went easy on him... lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIAN1500 Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by jarmenio key word budweiser, he is a pussy, real men drink ketel :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Sandman, not only are you absolutely hysterical, but the fact you wrote this at 5:21 AM proves that you are FUCKEN INSANE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesandman Posted February 8 Author Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by cynstam21 Sandman, not only are you absolutely hysterical, but the fact you wrote this at 5:21 AM proves that you are FUCKEN INSANE!!! :eek: I go to be every day at 6AM..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by thesandman :eek: I go to be every day at 6AM..... Crackhead...must be nice livin on the dole...ahh, how I miss those sweet days and nights... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesandman Posted February 8 Author Report Share Posted February 8 Originally posted by cynstam21 Crackhead...must be nice livin on the dole...ahh, how I miss those sweet days and nights... Lets see, you went out and got trashed how many nights this week.... ????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kostaP Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Greatest post to date on cp next tp GHBoy and Monsterguido.Just got back from Baastin......I MISS JERSEY.The more I travel the more I am proud to be from this great state.Fuck another year of traveling I wont be ashamed to tattoo the state of NEw Jersey across my ENTIRE back and show the world how happy I am that we are...1, refined. 2. educated. 3. successful. 4. not married to our relatives. 5. have more than 3 teeth. 6. have a selection of alcohol in most bars/clubs that exceeds their selections of absolute, and wild turkey.Either way Chris GREAT POST>PROPS TO YOU!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikebugout Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 thats a lot to read.....can i just do ABACADABA?got me this far (3rd year of law school).... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesandman Posted February 9 Author Report Share Posted February 9 Originally posted by kostaP Greatest post to date on cp next tp GHBoy and Monsterguido..Either way Chris GREAT POST>PROPS TO YOU!!!!!! Im a huge monsterguido fan, that dude puts shit on here that makes me cry.... I think this one is in his league....Lets see how much slack I catch. My cell rang a lot today from people who are afraid to respond to this post...... hahahasiiiiick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehype Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 when in doubt, pick C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesandman Posted February 9 Author Report Share Posted February 9 Originally posted by thehype when in doubt, pick C C is also true for 5,7, and 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nootsy Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Originally posted by thesandman Di8. Nootsy goes from rare poster, to complete post whore of cp. His social life responds with:A. More hot women with the mentality of Paris HiltonB. Candle lit dinners with KostaP and his “hubby” Richie Rydell at Circa 3x a weekC. A list of X girlfriends w/ more issues then PlayboyD. All of the aboveThe final answer is the correct answer on every question if you didn't figure that out yet.---- About time someone put up an original post on this board. And if you can't take a joke, go fuck yourself.....thesandman I cant help it if my list of Xgirlfriends is not unlike the inmate list at Arkam assylum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kikilicious Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kostaP Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Originally posted by thesandman 2. KostaP scores his first real job with major responsibilities and near six figure income. And BTW that needs to be edited...I'm already passed that point w/ my end of year 1%!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nootsy Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Originally posted by kostaP And BTW that needs to be edited...I'm already passed that point w/ my end of year 1%!!!! Kosta, Kosta millionairecant get laid cause he gots no hair:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kostaP Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Originally posted by nootsy Kosta, Kosta millionairecant get laid cause he gots no hair:D Im gonna post pics of me with hair and with out and well take a vote which is better. I get more ass now than I did with hair. Then again....I got plenty of chick s then too!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesandman Posted February 9 Author Report Share Posted February 9 Originally posted by kostaP Im gonna post pics of me with hair and with out and well take a vote which is better. I get more ass now than I did with hair. Then again....I got plenty of chick s then too!!!! Anyone have a broom big enough for Kosta to pat himself on the back with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere444 Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Originally posted by thesandman Did you go out in NJ last year? See if your a real expert and try to solve these questions.... Multiple choice to make life easy for you....1. Metro Lounge is forced out of existence when Rochelle Park township drastically changes the last call from 3 AM to 1:30AM. Metro Management respond by:A. Closing the doors after a failure to convert to a Karaoke formatB. Loosing all its business to Quincy’s JunkyardC. Keeping the club open and its customers adjust from a 6am closing till 1:30am b/c of loyaltyD. ML2K3’s straw of death takes over the “Flaming Moe’s”E. Reopening a cutting edge restaurant/lounge/happy hour hot spot and raking in 10x the amount of money they did at Metro while shoving the new law up Rochelle Park’s ass2. KostaP scores his first real job with major responsibilities and near six figure income. He shows his new found dream and maturity by:A. Focusing on his new job with a professional attitudeB. Cutting back on his wild nightsC. Giving all ************. Com responsibilities to his partner Axle-a-promoD. Going out 6 nights a week, getting thrown out of diva lounge, starting daily drama on cp, and cutting his sleep time to 4 hours a night.3. Super Club Sound Garden in Lodi capitalizes on Metro Lounges closing by:A. Raiding the Metro Lounge Thursday night resident talentB. Having Andrew Mendez and Shawn Ink as monthly residentsC. Creating a “music lovers” party for Saturday nightsD. Booking the same DJ’s they always book, keeping the same resident, and watching their crowd cut in half due to Circa and lack of creativity.4. MTV airs a 60 minute “True Life: I have a summer share” Premiers on national TV and the show does the followingA. Shows Seaside Club goers as successful, young, businessmen and women who go out to blow off steam and enjoy great musicB. Glorify New Jersey as a great vacation hot spot to enhance its economyC. Showcase Merge and Temptations as unique clubs and premier east coast night spotsD. Follow around some bloated up buffoon who embodies all NJ stereotypes and makes New Jersey residents embarrassed that we even pay our taxes on time.5. Shawn Ink fills in for former Sound Factory Legend Jonathan Peters on Classic night. His three hour set blows away all in attendance. New Jersey promoters who need short set djs respond by:A. Booking him for one of the weekly classic nights at various New Jersey venuesB. Booking him for monthly residencies at New Jersey venuesC. Telling thesandman “hey, that’s a great cd”D. Not one NJ promoter had the common sense to book him since June 03 Metro Lounge6. South Park attempts to save its high ass rent payments by:A. A successful work agreement with Metro for Richie Rydell and new sound systemB. Charging the birthday boy promoter for a non top shelf happy hour after ringing in $18,000 in one nights bar tabs.C. Picking up the much needed "Metro Lounge Fridays" Void left from the SpringD. Hiring a resident DJ who trainwrecks and shows NO knowledge for the business 7. Summer of 03’s rainy weather kills the entire “shore economy.” Club goers respond by:A. Filling into Temps and Merge regardless of the rainB. Going on NJ Guido and posting how siiiick Merge and Temps were with 100 peopleC. Playing Sunday Bingo at the Trop Pub in Belmar and fighting with drunk Irish cops at Jenks.D. We had a summer?8. Nootsy goes from rare poster, to complete post whore of cp. His social life responds with:A. More hot women with the mentality of Paris HiltonB. Candle lit dinners with KostaP and his “hubby” Richie Rydell at Circa 3x a weekC. A list of X girlfriends w/ more issues then PlayboyD. All of the above9. Brian1500’s Budweiser habit grows into:A. Enough bottles to make Jarmenio jealousB. A Bud Bottle sponsorship for his own calendarC. 6 sips to 3 sipsD. A spat with a random in a bathroom for the whole world to watch10. The Legendary Surf Club in Ortley has which of the following happen?A. Best summer since 2000 with Mendez as residentB. Tons of girls wrestling on the beach with their tops offC. Promoting LatinaZ to ManagerD. Not booking local talent and fizzling out b/c no one cares about Tim Deluxe and caring even less that he no showed (hey that shit Just won’t do!)11. The designer drug ecstasy declines from the mainstream club life and is replaced by:A. People who drink water b/c it looks cool and quenches thirst B. The music just takes you over and you can go out sober these daysC. Who needs X when you have Crystal and G?D. X is played, Von Dutch is played, AX is played, and the whole scene sucks.......Fcuk!12. The originators of classics night have Retro Metro at ML with Richie Rydell for the first time with their largest turn out ever.Other NJ clubs respond by:A. Grabbing their balls and having their own new ideas that top Retro MetroB. Holding “rewind” and Classics back to back weekendsC. Throwing Roveen’s lap top in the Hudson RiverD. Copying the best idea in years and watering it down to a point where classics night have become an every day thing b/c 90% of NJ dj’s are scared to play new music and challenge themselves and their audiences.13. Studio 9”opens up” and:A. Fills in where Drama 99 left offB. Hires the same manager of “Bedlam” in Atlantic CityC. Takes up half the web site on Bon Solid’s signatureD. “Wait, did that place open yet or is called "Platnum?”14. KTU’s Beat of New York’s yearly event “Beat Stock” includes the which of the following?A. Tailgate parties with drunk 16 year old girls making out with each otherB. Open use of mushrooms and marijuana C. Keg stands D. Uncle Buc’s liver E. Johnny “the snowman’s” never ending K holeF. Notallthere’s endless heckling of DJ lil CeeG. Sandman’s innocent wedding proposal to a high school senior at her first concertH. Rob Bass’s dedication to the business as he takes time off his UPS route to perform “Joy and Pain”I. The Real Lasgo that never performed at Merge Summer 2002J. The most embarrassing live show to dateK. ALL OF THE ABOVEThe final answer is the correct answer on every question if you didn't figure that out yet.---- About time someone put up an original post on this board. And if you can't take a joke, go fuck yourself.....thesandman hahaha best post ever. Poor C. , kids getting paid though lol.. Only thing i would have to disagree with is brian1500.. Fucken dickhead always seems sober when i see himm... BULLSHIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesandman Posted February 9 Author Report Share Posted February 9 Originally posted by notallthere444 hahaha best post ever. Poor C. , kids getting paid though lol.. Only thing i would have to disagree with is brian1500.. Fucken dickhead always seems sober when i see himm... BULLSHIT! Glad you had fun at "twilo" last weekend.....Ive seen Brian drunk only 2x in my life..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Originally posted by thesandman Lets see, you went out and got trashed how many nights this week.... ????? 8 days to be exact....So Sandman, Twilo this Saturday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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