sweetie029 Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too.4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was justfour hours ago.5 . I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me .9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.10 . The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed andthink it looks exotically sexy.12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillfire Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 :laugh: :laugh: been a victim of several of those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 :laugh: :laugh: Been a victim of all of those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 haha i love alcohol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineones Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 :laugh: sounds like 4 ladies id like to party with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Originally posted by sweetie029 1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it too.5 . I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me .13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyfreshdc Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 nm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 omg some of those sound strangely familiar:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djprotege Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 Originally posted by sweetie029 12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. I didnt realize you could be good or bad at smoking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 I must be a good drunk....cause none of these have happened to me....but I really liked this one!Originally posted by sweetie029 14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvle02 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 11 & 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majinbuu Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Originally posted by sweetie029 5 . I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by sweetie029 9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher. i know some girls that still wouldn't mind that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 great!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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