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sorry sweety

wrong link

heres the info

A) shave your hair into a half assed MULLET

B) wear sungalsses no matter where you are, and PRAY that DJ LIQID doesnt post the point that the glasses were actually designed for a womens face frame

C) beef up or at least start out on the right track doing it, then when you see that two ppl you never met are bigger then you, get some roids and shrik your dik

D) drive what is "TRENDY" even if

a: its a GUZZLER

b: its a bitch car

c: your too fat to be sitting in it ( Cause ur scared of roids and too lazy to beef up)

d:you rented it and put your friends plates on it for the club parking lot

e: dont , just dont make me say it " IROC -Z"

continuing....

E) listen to KTU call it awsome music

F) goto places like D-Ja's and call it good music

G) go wherever RIDDLER / LIL' Ce / Rizo / Skribblez

are playing: call them AWSOME DJS - while they drug your girl and rape her in the booth at GROOVE LOUNGE

(this actually happened)

H) goto ClubPlanet- and

a: post a pic of your large man-breasts

b: post only pics of you in clubs were you will be seen always standing next to MEN

c: post pics of ur car ( THE LITTLE BITCH THAT IT IS )

d: talk about yourself in every end of your own posts

e: go hate on someone ( again on CP )

I) goto dating websites w/o tellling your friends and post the SINGLE best pic of yourself hoping to GOD that the only awsome looking girl in the site will reply to you, cause your

a lonely fukin loser that wasted his life in a sweaty gym

watching men ripple and bounc up and down on treadmills

instead of going OUT to places like or that have

-good music FOR EXAMPLE ARC OR DJ LIQID PARTY

-good djs FOR EXAMPLE ARC OR DJ LIQID PARTY

-where ppl dont care about cars FOR EXAMPLE ARC OR DJ LIQID PARTY

-boards that ppl dont need to post pics on to meet eachother FOR EXAMPLE ARC OR DJ LIQID PARTY

do i really need to go on ? can someone PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF LIFE AND ALL THAT IS HUMANLY NATURAL

PLEASE PASS THIS TO A GUIDO IN NEED

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Originally posted by liqidtouch

Docs is gone...

i have a regular party in NYC ( See sig) where i spinn weekly fridays

and

i am starting a new one on top of that next week for thursdays and saturdays

Niccccccccccccccccccccccccce bro, were going to have to come down and support ya again. That tuesdays at Docs was fucking sick.. Can't believe you don't remember meeting us Boston guys.. We said what up, you were fucking wrecked, too funny.. I had a bowl of chowda ,a Boston College shirt on w/ furry Armani mocassins and a "wicked bad" accent..

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