luvle02 Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romainelettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunkstanding behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.He said, "You must be single."The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, lookedat her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about herselections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. Buthow on earth did you know that?"The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleasureguest Posted February 18 Report Share Posted February 18 Originally posted by luvle02 A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romainelettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunkstanding behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.He said, "You must be single."The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, lookedat her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about herselections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. Buthow on earth did you know that?"The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly." heheheheh thanks sooo much for that laugh..... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvle02 Posted February 19 Author Report Share Posted February 19 It made me crack up too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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