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Why is it that you can be naked with a chick all night but when she gets up in the morning to put her bra on she turns her back to you? (Heard this one from Karo's Rumination but it's true, i've been with my chick for 5 years and it never fails!)

:confused::confused:

Why is it that once you break the seal you cant stop??

You try and try to hold it until your bladder is a big azz balloon and then...

Go*damn Amber Bock goes right thu after that!!

:mad::blown:

Why is it that your dumbass player friend can hang with a chick and treat her like a casual date for 3 months, but the minute you express interests, he's all over her afraid that the she might feel that the 'bangation sensation' may be better coming from you than him???

:getdown:

Why is it that I MUST have 2 cups of coffee in the morning everyday I go to work, but yet when I'm home on the weekends

I could give three fucks about the coffee???

Gimme croquettes & cuban bread with orange juice, and that's the breakfast of champions!!

No, I'm not starting a Bling trend here....I just felt like saying those things.

Feel free to blog ALL you want in this thread.

Sayonara!

:D

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