sgoinon Posted March 22 Author Report Share Posted March 22 Yo mama's so ugly, her nickname is "DAAAAAAAMN!".Yo mama's so stupid she stands up on an empty bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocfgs Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Your mother's like a shotgun 2 cocks and she blows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocfgs Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 Your mothers like a door knob everyone gets a turn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocfgs Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 your mother is like a tv a 2 year old can turn her on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 yo momma's teeth are so rotten when she smiles it looks like she has a mouthful of dice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Originally posted by tired yo momma's teeth are so rotten when she smiles it looks like she has a mouthful of dice :laugh: classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted March 30 Author Report Share Posted March 30 Yo Mamma so stupid she bought an answering machine and trie askin it questions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted March 30 Author Report Share Posted March 30 Yo mama is like a brick...square...lays on her back... and always gets laid by Mexicans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pk1 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Whats the difference b/w your mom and a 747 jet?Not everyone has been on a 747 jet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted March 30 Author Report Share Posted March 30 Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duckYo momma's so stupid she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Um Levis?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted March 30 Author Report Share Posted March 30 Yo mama is so fat she eats wheat thicksyo moma so fat when she gets on an elevatorit always goes down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 your momma is so fat that after sex she smokes a turkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0r0 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Yo mamas teeth so yellow she spits butter.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted March 31 Author Report Share Posted March 31 yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 yo momma has an afro with a chin strap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted March 31 Author Report Share Posted March 31 I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk about Yo mama, 'cause I don't even know the man.Yo mama has the whitest teeth I've ever cum across Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismakk69 Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 yo mommas so stupid she got into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted March 31 Author Report Share Posted March 31 Yo mama has 3 eyes and they call her "Eye-eye-eye." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 i saw your one-legged momma ridin' a bicycle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 Yo Momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted April 3 Author Report Share Posted April 3 Yo mama's so skinny, her nipples touch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 Originally posted by DarrellG Yo Momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand!! thats cold :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddha7 Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 Yo mama's so broke the front and back door are on the same hinge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted April 6 Author Report Share Posted April 6 Yo mama's so black, when she smiles at night she looks like floating Chicklets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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