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Originally posted by kaydup

Are you fuking for real kid! You best recognize, I owned the cafe in high school, and you know that aint no easy thing my man, thumb wrestling police dogs an shit

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Was it that fuckin police dog that sold me two rolls and the liq?

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Originally posted by allishara

"Someone get a sponge!"

"Why cant YOU get the sponge?"

LOVE THAT SHOW!!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

"So you just cut a hole in the sheet"... :laugh:

Did you see last season when LD and richard lewis moved in the Blind guy?

The blind guy told them to put the TV in the bedroom.. :laugh:

Krazy eyez killa..

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Originally posted by xlr8ted

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Krazy eyez killa..

KRASY EYEZ IS THE BEST EPISODE YET!!

"we aint qu de la" "are you my cuacasion??"

"I HEAR YA UP THERE LARRY.... POPPIN DEM BUBBLES!"

Did you see the tuerette syndrome chef?

COCK BITCH SHIT MUTHER FUCKER!

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Larry accidentally eats decorative manger scene cookies:

Becky: You ate the baby Jesus and his mother Mary.

Larry: I thought they were animal cookies.

Cheryl's Dad: Animal Cookies? What, are you kidding me?

Becky: Jesus Christ is not an animal.

Larry: I thought he was a monkey.

Cheryl's Dad: A monkey? Oh, please.

Cheryl's Mom: Larry, have you no shame?

Becky: The Son of God is not a monkey, Larry.

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Originally posted by someclown

Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry David is hysterical. If you liked Seinfeld, you'll love this show. The season finale is on after the Sopranos this weekend.

Best episode this season was when Larry David smokes weed with the hooker and his dad...hilarious

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Originally posted by someclown

"All right everybody, let's roll!"

"How could you say that? You know my brother-in-law died on 9/11."

"Oh, I didn't realize that dying uptown getting hit by a bike messenger was part of the tragedy."

"we even had to wear flip-flops!"

"FLIP-FLOPS!??!"

"have you ever even seen our show?!!...."

"have you ever seen OUR show?! It was called the HOLOCAUST!"

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Larry: What's the level of anger here? What am I dealing with?

Cheryl: Well, I'd have to say at least an 8.7.

Larry: 8.7? That's not that bad. I thought it would be at least a 9.

Cheryl: It was a 9. Then you broke that lamp, and the crazy woman screamed at you, and it got you some pity points.

Larry: Pity points. That's fabulous, I love pity points. But how can I get to a 7? I know a 6 is out of the question, but is there any way I can get to a 7?

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