Candy Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Hear alot of sirens around my house. I think the cops are coming to get me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 They're not after you; they're after Funketeer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 If I were you I'd wait with the handcuffs on...that is of course, if I were you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted March 25 Author Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by funketeer If I were you I'd wait with the handcuffs on...that is of course, if I were you Nowadays they don't even use handcuffs! Cheap motherfuckers!!!! They use those plastic thingies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by candyrollx69 Nowadays they don't even use handcuffs! Cheap motherfuckers!!!! They use those plastic thingies fight for your rights to be hadcuffed Candy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by candyrollx69 Nowadays they don't even use handcuffs! Cheap motherfuckers!!!! They use those plastic thingies Really? They get 'em straight from the 6-pack of beer they just drank, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by funketeer fight for your rights to be hadcuffed Candy Kinkyyyyyyy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted March 25 Author Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by chaflas They get 'em straight from the 6-pack of beer they just drank, huh? More like the 6 pack of "diet" pepsi while eating a couple of boxes of krispy creme doughnuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by candyrollx69 More like the 6 pack of "diet" pepsi while eating a couple of boxes of krispy creme doughnuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by candyrollx69 More like the 6 pack of "diet" pepsi while eating a couple of boxes of krispy creme doughnuts Tell a fat cop: I thought you were supposed to be in shape to be a cop??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by digitalphoenix Tell a fat cop: I thought you were supposed to be in shape to be a cop??? Yeah, one time I told that to a cop, so he pistol-whipped me; then I woke from a 2-week coma in an abandoned hospital--all dazed and confused; you should have seen how hard my family was laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted March 25 Author Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by digitalphoenix Tell a fat cop: I thought you were supposed to be in shape to be a cop??? I can't, they're all fat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 hip-hop cops are phat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by funketeer hip-hop cops are phat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echoesofdusk Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by candyrollx69 More like the 6 pack of "diet" pepsi while eating a couple of boxes of krispy creme doughnuts mmmm.... forbidden donut... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 scratch my nose, please... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted March 25 Author Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by xxgrooveericxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 okay... line 'em up..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted March 25 Author Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by tired okay... line 'em up..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by candyrollx69 i got these for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Candy Posted March 25 Author Report Share Posted March 25 I actually like these better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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