xlr8ted Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 Hello again Ladies... I once seen a woman in amsterdam smoke a cigar w/ her cunt, can any of you fine women perform this act? She was on stage w/ her ass towards the crowd and jammed the cigar in her cum container.. Then you could see here stomach and pussy muscles tighten up, then the cigar head would get real bright.. All of a sudden she made a loud gasp for air and exhaled the smoke into the air.. It was incredible....She'd probably rip the dick right off a guy w/ her pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 i saw a chick turn on a flashlight with her twat once.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted April 20 Author Report Share Posted April 20 I once got lost w/ my sister Cindy in the Grand Canyon w/ a flashlight full of baked beans that I was giving to an Amercian Indian.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 Originally posted by xlr8ted I once got lost w/ my sister Cindy in the Grand Canyon w/ a flashlight full of baked beans that I was giving to an Amercian Indian.... Wow, same thing happened to me......dont tell me you got locked up with your family in the old west to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted April 20 Author Report Share Posted April 20 Originally posted by kaydup Wow, same thing happened to me......dont tell me you got locked up with your family in the old west to? No shit, me too.... My dad put all out belts together and lasoo'd(sp way off, don't think I've ever had to spell that before since i'm not a cowboy) the keys off the desk, I thought it was curtains for my family and I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 Originally posted by xlr8ted No shit, me too.... My dad put all out belts together and lasoo'd(sp way off, don't think I've ever had to spell that before since i'm not a cowboy) the keys off the desk, I thought it was curtains for my family and I. This is freaking spooky, what a mean man that guy was.Hey you ever been to Hawaii?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 Originally posted by tired i saw a chick turn on a flashlight with her twat once.... Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted April 20 Author Report Share Posted April 20 Originally posted by kaydup Hey you ever been to Hawaii?? Once, never again... Hangin at Dr Whiteheads cave the whole time sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 Originally posted by xlr8ted Once, never again... Hangin at Dr Whiteheads cave the whole time sucked. Yeah our family vacation there was a disaster, spiders, tiki gods, the list goes on and on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kahn Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 Originally posted by xlr8ted Hello again Ladies... I once seen a woman in amsterdam smoke a cigar w/ her cunt, I saw the same show....Very impressive.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted April 20 Author Report Share Posted April 20 Originally posted by kahn I saw the same show....Very impressive.. Did they also have a woman that had a dildo w/ a whip on the end of it? A guy begging for change that fucks a woman on stage? Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 Hey X, did you see the show where the girl shoots the ping pong balls across the room out of her twat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted April 20 Author Report Share Posted April 20 Originally posted by nomembername Hey X, did you see the show where the girl shoots the ping pong balls across the room out of her twat? I missed that one, sounds like something from Family Double Dare... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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xlr8ted Posted April 20 Author Report Share Posted April 20 Mark summers, only guy that could pull off the " sport coat w/ jeans and sneakers", besides Seinfeld..Theres some channel that still shows all the old re-runs of Super Sloppy Double Dare.. I love the human car wash at the obstacle course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 Originally posted by xlr8ted Mark summers, only guy that could pull off the " sport coat w/ jeans and sneakers", besides Seinfeld..Theres some channel that still shows all the old re-runs of Super Sloppy Double Dare.. I love the human car wash at the obstacle course... :laugh: i am not sure if its nickolodeon (sp) or the GAS channel that shows it...i like when the would slide down the tounge of crap to get the flag... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted April 20 Author Report Share Posted April 20 Its Gas, I didn't want to admit that I knew the channel and that its on every weeknight at 6:30...Super Sloppy Double DareDouble DareFamily Double Dare&Double Dare 2000What woman doesn't want a guy who at 26 still watches Double Dare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kahn Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 Originally posted by xlr8ted Did they also have a woman that had a dildo w/ a whip on the end of it? A guy begging for change that fucks a woman on stage? Good times. I remember the cigar lady, a lady shoving lit candles up her ass and pussy, and then dripping the wax all over herself. And then there was a guy who fucked two chicks on stage. He was in some corny cowboy getup and the girls had white linen, little house on the prairie type dresses on. Amsterdam is insane.....Love it...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tranzwhore Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 Originally posted by xlr8ted Hello again Ladies... I once seen a woman in amsterdam smoke a cigar w/ her cunt, can any of you fine women perform this act? She was on stage w/ her ass towards the crowd and jammed the cigar in her cum container.. Then you could see here stomach and pussy muscles tighten up, then the cigar head would get real bright.. All of a sudden she made a loud gasp for air and exhaled the smoke into the air.. It was incredible....She'd probably rip the dick right off a guy w/ her pussy no i can't do that trick with my crotch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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