HAZE Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 MasterCard Wedding You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man! The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "Fuck you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "Fuck you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here!" He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends - $32,000 Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion - $3,000 Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui - $8,500 The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless! There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD. I don't know how old this is, but I just got the email today.Good shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocfgs Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adrenalineam Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 Yeah, that's been out for years. Funny shit, tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djprotege Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 thats fuckin awesomei would like to meet this guy and shake his hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 that story isn't true, a guy could never ochestrate all that on his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by tranzwhore that story isn't true, a guy could never ochestrate all that on his own. Sorry DarrellG, it's a great story and all, but it's just a myth.http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HAZE Posted April 22 Author Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by trueqwest Sorry DarrellG, it's a great story and all, but it's just a myth.http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm REEEEAAAL Fuckin' nice mr. internet Sherlock Holmes!!! Ruin' the fuckin story!!!You're like the kid who told me the Easter Bunny wasn't real!!!!It's been 3 years, and I still haven't gotten over that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Originally posted by DarrellG You're like the kid who told me the Easter Bunny wasn't real!!!!It's been 3 years, and I still haven't gotten over that. Of course he's real. He and I had a long conversation on the Iraqi war after downing a few shrooms...or did we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninadd Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 Why couldnt it be real?? Just play along until the wedding and pay the staff at the reception hall to tape envelopes under each chair. Also a private detective only coats a few hundred bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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