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Originally posted by howardstone

lol, damm, I just bought one yesterday... it cant be that bad though! I dont want to become the INCREDIBLE HULK, just get toned up a bit. I'm sure it will do the job, those infomercials are FANTASTIC!:D

Please explain to me how the Bowflex will "tone" your muscles...

... and how its magical "toning" ability makes it worth the exhorbitant price, compared to a modest free weights setup.

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Originally posted by rackham

Please explain to me how the Bowflex will "tone" your muscles...

... and how its magical "toning" ability makes it worth the exhorbitant price, compared to a modest free weights setup.

Evidently, you have not seen the commercials. Those people are ripped from just 20 minutes 3 x's per week with the bowflex. It must be a truly amazing peace of equipment. Oh, and they drink milk, too. :D

Nautica

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Originally posted by rackham

Please explain to me how the Bowflex will "tone" your muscles...

... and how its magical "toning" ability makes it worth the exhorbitant price, compared to a modest free weights setup.

O, I don't know . . I prob just got fucked out of $2000.00, but you live and learn:D

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Originally posted by howardstone

O, I don't know . . I prob just got fucked out of $2000.00, but you live and learn:D

Yes.

P.S. "Tone" = muscle mass with low bodyfat. The best way to get "toned"? Lift free weights and eat fewer calories than you burn. Funny how it also happens to be the least expensive way, huh?

LOL @ Elites. :tongue:

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Originally posted by rackham

Yes.

P.S. "Tone" = muscle mass with low bodyfat. The best way to get "toned"? Lift free weights and eat fewer calories than you burn. Funny how it also happens to be the least expensive way, huh?

LOL @ Elites. :tongue:

but say, the $ means nothing, The BOWFLEX should do what I'm looking for generally, am I right??

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Originally posted by howardstone

but say, the $ means nothing, The BOWFLEX should do what I'm looking for generally, am I right??

You will see some modest improvement in your physique if you create a good program, stick with it, and control your diet. Definitely not as good as you can get with free weights, though. The Bowflex has no equivalent for squats, for example.

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Originally posted by elitesnautica

Howard you spent your money well. I believe Dorian Yates, also, used the bowflex to prepare for his competitions.

You should sign up for the Arnold classic. That will give you plenty of time to prepare for the competition, so long as you follow the "bowflex" plan.

Nautica

Liar.

Dorian didn't use Bowflex.

He had a black belt in pilates.

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Originally posted by howardstone

It does have advantages though:

Home use

You can use free weights at home.

rowing machine

Look, I found a rowing machine for $85 on Craigslist! I'm sure it's not as good as your $2000 Bowflex, though.

seated rows

There are many rowing exercises that can be done with free weights.

pulldown tri's

There are many triceps exercises that can be done with free weights.

very tall towel rack:aright:

A power cage would be just as tall.

Look man, if you really love the Bowflex, go get naked and do triceps pushdowns to your heart's content. Just don't expect to convince anybody. Why? Because you're wrong.

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Originally posted by howardstone

Hey, I'm not try'n to convince no one, what the hell do I know about the bowflex, only that I will prob be out $2106.99. Can't wait to hang my clothes on it though:D

BOWFLEX LIFE . . . . u know, like THUG LIFE:D

It's like Dat!

You can always return it.

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Originally posted by howardstone

Hey, I'm not try'n to convince no one, what the hell do I know about the bowflex, only that I will prob be out $2106.99. Can't wait to hang my clothes on it though:D

BOWFLEX LIFE . . . . u know, like THUG LIFE:D

It's like Dat!

Your not a thug.

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Originally posted by rackham

LMAO.

You know why they call them "power rods"? So every time you use it, you'll think, "I have a huge penis!"

That's why.

:laugh: :laugh:

Originally posted by howardstone

Yep, you guessed it! Bowflex user for 6 months:eek:

Florian08.jpg

this guy's funny looking

i think his abs are bigger then his bi's

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Look at just some of the excercises this machine offers! You can't do these on any other machine! not even free weights can acomplish these!

Check Out All The Exercises You Can Do!

Leg Exercises Back Exercises

Lying Leg Curl

Leg Kickback

Leg Curl

Leg Press

Seated Leg Curl

Ankle Inversion

Leg Extension

Ankle Eversion

Seated Calf Raise

Standing Hip Flexion

Lying Leg Extension

Standing Hip Extension

Seated Hip Adduction

Standing Hip Abduction

Standing Hip Extension w/Knee Flex

Lat Pulldown

Lying Lat Fly

Seated Lat Row

Scapular Retraction

Lying Lat Pulldown

Stiff Arm Pulldown

Reverse Grip Pulldown

One Arm Seated Lat Row

Functional Low Back Extension

Lying Lat Pulldown Modified

Chest Exercises Abdominal Exercises

Bench Press

Chest Fly

Resisted Punch

One Arm Seated Fly

Incline Bench Press

Decline Bench Press

Lying Shoulder Pullover

Seated Ab Crunch

Trunk Rotation

Reverse Crunch

Abdominal Crunch

Seated Oblique Crunch

Resisted Reverse Crunch

Arm Exercises Shoulder Exercises

Triceps Pushdown

Single Arm Pushdown

Lying Triceps Extension

Cross Triceps Extension

Seated Triceps Extension

Standing Wrist Extension

Seated Wrist Extension

Standing Wrist Curl

Standing Biceps Curl

Seated Biceps Curl

Concentration Curl

Seated Wrist Curl

Triceps Kickback

Lying Biceps Curl

French Press

Reverse Curl

Seated Shoulder Press

Shoulder Rotator Cuff Internal Rotation

Rear Deltoid Row

Lateral Shoulder Raise

Reverse Shoulder Shrug

Front Shoulder Raise

Scapular Protraction

Shoulder Extension

Shoulder Shrug

Reverse Fly

Scapular Depression

Lying Front Shoulder Raise

Shoulder Rotator Cuff External Rotation

:eek: :eek: :eek:

...and after just 2 weeks, you will look like this . . . .. ..

absand5.jpg

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