nSyNcBaBy Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:a half-gallon of 2% milk,a carton of eggs,a quart of orange juice,a head of romaine lettuce,a 2 lb. can of coffee,and a 1 lb. package of bacon.As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to checkout, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed theitems in front of the cashier.While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunkcalmly stated, "You must be single."The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but shewas intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she wasindeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt andsaw nothing particularly unusual about her selections thatcould have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, youknow what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth didyou know that?"The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 Originally posted by linabina A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:a half-gallon of 2% milk,a carton of eggs,a quart of orange juice,a head of romaine lettuce,a 2 lb. can of coffee,and a 1 lb. package of bacon.As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to checkout, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed theitems in front of the cashier.While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunkcalmly stated, "You must be single."The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but shewas intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she wasindeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt andsaw nothing particularly unusual about her selections thatcould have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, youknow what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth didyou know that?"The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." :eek: :eek: :laugh: aww thats not nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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