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I know...I watched it again last night for the 1000000000th time...I'm convinced that it is the funniest movie of all time.

I hate fucking guard dogs.

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"The world is a better place because of those who refuse to believe they can't

fly."

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Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking jew!

Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?

Cartman: Jew?

Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!

Cartman: Why the fuck not?

Mr. Garrison: Eric!

Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!

Mr. Garrison: Stanley!

Kenny: Fuck!

Mr. Garrison: Kenny!

Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school councelor?

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?

Mr. Garrison: What did you say?

Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... [picks up a megaphone] HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?

Stan: Holy shit, dude.

Never fails to send me into hystERICs. Trey and Matt are my heroes!

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--ss23

*If you think you know what the hell is going on, you're probably full of shit.*

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