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Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you...I'm out.

Maui wowee!

He killed Killer bee!

I'm from Jamaica, lord have mercy!

Hello, Mr. Nice Guy...

I like weed, but I love pussy!

One of the best movies of all time. A classic!

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Originally posted by cholo_40:

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you...I'm out.

Lol, great line, always cracks me up.

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Originally posted by cholo_40:

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you...I'm out.

Maui wowee!

He killed Killer bee!

I'm from Jamaica, lord have mercy!

Hello, Mr. Nice Guy...

I like weed, but I love pussy!

One of the best movies of all time. A classic!

You hear that! I'M SOMEBODY'S BITCH!!!!!

Your not a fish, your a man.

You walk around on two legs, HOMO-ERECTOUS.....

...Did I say 'homo'?

I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!

NO WINDOW LOVE!!!!!!!!!!

I used to suck dick for coke. You ever suck dick for WEED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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LOL, i'll continue...

"Or else your Mexican friend is gonna get it. I'm Cuban B! Yes, Cuban B!"

"We just have to raise 10% of 1 million yo, which by our calculations is fucking impossible!"

"Thank you scientist, got any papers?"

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"There was a time before we were born when the soul of each one of us decreed that we be brought into life. We have all made a place for ourselves on this earth, each life precious, each path different. But we all share the same goal of inner peace and it is there within us all to be discovered, and it can only be discovered through love."

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And some more...

She was a giver...

Would you like something to drink...You bastard.

Yo, the guy on the couch has got to try this!

No Billy Bong Thorton without Kenny, use Wesley Pipes!

Ohh Buttercup...Ohh Butternuts.

No, no. 666, mark of the devil. No! Jungle of love.

Yo b, what you do to my dog!

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it took a while but i remembered:

"You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"

and

"You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill on weed? There are snipers in the bushes."

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