CP Sex Formal Oath

[lalate]

In light of the sea of horrible recent threads, I think it's time we need to make an oath to keep it up.

We herein formally agree to:

1) To have an Attention Gabo thread every thirty minuts

2) To compare pussy to not only a bagel but fine baked goods everywhere

3) To suggest once a day to "to walk a girl to your car", irrespective of whether or not your car's is less appelaing than a dirty subway car filled with homeless people.

4) To not ask "should I get my nipples pierced", but rather, ask it, reask it, then ask it again, then post pics before, then ask it again, then post pics after, and make it a wonderful not month, but summer long, discussion.

5) To compare pussy to not only a bagel but matzo ball soap, pastrami on rye, and noodle koogle

6) To write a bashing post of someone who is getting some everytime we arent getting any that day.

7) To ask questions not as simple "what does it mean when a girl walks by my car and says hi" but, profoundly, more simple questions like, "I saw a girl cut me off on the fdr drive, curse me out, give me the finger, and then wink. Does that mean she's in love?"

8) To promise to write about our generosity in sharing brazlian women with buddies everywhere.

8) To misnumber threads.

9) To compare pussy to chicken in the pot.

[pookie23]

10) Remember that it's only a messageboard

[phatman]

...anyone see I, Robot...there's an appropo line at the beginning where the female doctor asks will smith, "oh, are you being funny?"....

[lalate]

11) Give your year supply of green rep points to any girl that talks like this.

i could probably use some rough sex right about now, at least then i would be able to get some of this hostility out!!!!!

[lafemcaliente]

hat

[pookie23]

hat

Thought u were gonna take a nap

[lalate]

12) Accompany every post with a post.

[lafemcaliente]

Thought u were gonna take a nap

shoosh u, i tried to and decided it wasnt gun happen.

[lalate]

13) Yo, dude, refrain from the use of language like "yo" and "your boy" unless the thread is about "Yo MTV Raps". Peace out.

[deepspell]

10) Remember that it's only a messageboard

[Guest gabo]

In light of the sea of horrible recent threads, I think it's time we need to make an oath to keep it up.

We herein formally agree to:

1) To have an Attention Gabo thread every thirty minuts

2) To compare pussy to not only a bagel but fine baked goods everywhere

3) To suggest once a day to "to walk a girl to your car", irrespective of whether or not your car's is less appelaing than a dirty subway car filled with homeless people.

4) To not ask "should I get my nipples pierced", but rather, ask it, reask it, then ask it again, then post pics before, then ask it again, then post pics after, and make it a wonderful not month, but summer long, discussion.

5) To compare pussy to not only a bagel but matzo ball soap, pastrami on rye, and noodle koogle

6) To write a bashing post of someone who is getting some everytime we arent getting any that day.

7) To ask questions not as simple "what does it mean when a girl walks by my car and says hi" but, profoundly, more simple questions like, "I saw a girl cut me off on the fdr drive, curse me out, give me the finger, and then wink. Does that mean she's in love?"

8) To promise to write about our generosity in sharing brazlian women with buddies everywhere.

8) To misnumber threads.

9) To compare pussy to chicken in the pot.

#1 works for me.

[actingitup]

13) Yo, dude, refrain from the use of language like "yo" and "your boy" unless the thread is about "Yo MTV Raps". Peace out.

14. try to keep all posts less than a paragraph

[georgym]

2) To compare pussy to not only a bagel but fine baked goods everywhere

5) To compare pussy to not only a bagel but matzo ball soap, pastrami on rye, and noodle koogle

9) To compare pussy to chicken in the pot.

:laugh:

i knew my bagel thread would go to good use

and i agree~!

[moniquetz007]

#1 works for me.

YOu Luff the Attention...

[lalate]

14. try to keep all posts less than a paragraph

Yup yup. Fur real, dawg.

[lalate]

:laugh:

i knew my bagel thread would go to good use

and i agree~!

H&H Bagels has a copy of this thread on their store entrance now.

[lalate]

15. Always agree that the appearance of this guy is an early warning for an impending code red cassanova alert.

[lalate]

16. Never, don't ever, let "Tuesday is Carmen Electra Day" go a Tuesday without a single Carnen post.

[moniquetz007]

16. Never, don't ever, let "Tuesday is Carmen Electra Day" go a Tuesday without a single Carnen post.

Ay Tony the things you said!!!

[lalate]

:devil: lol

[lalate]

14. try to keep all posts less than a paragraph

16. Repeat violations of rule 14 will result in having your pecs cut off.

[lalate]

17. One quote in a post is okay, two quotes is pushing it, three quotes says says "Alf probably has more of a life than you", and four quotes says "a Chia Pet has more of a life than you".